Barkeep's Revenge
Apr 14, 2017 04:20:43 #
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer.
"Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent."
"One single penny?!" exclaimed the man.
The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny."
As he takes the glass of delicious beer and takes a satisfying gulp, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender.
"But all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy asks, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
"Certainly, sir. That'll be 1 cent."
"One single penny?!" exclaimed the man.
The barman replied, "Yes, sir. Just one penny."
As he takes the glass of delicious beer and takes a satisfying gulp, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender.
"But all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy asks, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
Apr 14, 2017 12:03:52 #
Apr 15, 2017 16:01:59 #
Loki wrote:
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one nigh... (show quote)
didn't know you had it in you Loki
Apr 15, 2017 16:26:32 #
badbobby wrote:
didn't know you had it in you Loki
"It" was not in me. It was in the barkeep's wife.
Apr 15, 2017 17:46:21 #
Loki wrote:
"It" was not in me. It was in the barkeep's wife.
guess she got the point then
Apr 15, 2017 18:54:26 #
Loki wrote:
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one nigh... (show quote)
Turn about fair play, eh??? Lololl cute
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