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Two Day Seminar for Men
Jan 11, 2014 15:55:55   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Before any of you attempt to "pile on" me, this was sent to me by a male. This kindly male received it from an older male relative. It is absolutely beyond HILARIOUS! :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:


WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available!

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Jan 11, 2014 21:56:19   #
Brian Devon
 
Don't quit your day job to do stand-up :|

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Jan 11, 2014 22:00:11   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Don't quit your day job to do stand-up :|


Is reading comprehension an issue for you? I clearly stated it was sent to me by a man who received it from an elder male relative. Perhaps your issue is it is an accurate reflection of yourself.

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Jan 11, 2014 22:02:38   #
Brian Devon
 
AuntiE wrote:
Is reading comprehension an issue for you? I clearly stated it was sent to me by a man who received it from an elder male relative. Perhaps your issue is it is an accurate reflection of yourself.


You posted it, so I presume you thought it amusing. I thought it was tepid and dull. Edgy humor is what sells.

:thumbdown:

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Jan 11, 2014 22:22:00   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
Brian Devon wrote:
You posted it, so I presume you thought it amusing. I thought it was tepid and dull. Edgy humor is what sells.

:thumbdown:


Well, it may be "edgy" humor is déclassé ...well except for a particular segment of the public.

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Jan 12, 2014 15:47:10   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
AuntiE wrote:
Is reading comprehension an issue for you? I clearly stated it was sent to me by a man who received it from an elder male relative. Perhaps your issue is it is an accurate reflection of yourself.


your problem is you are talking to a lib, they have no sense of humor nor any other kind.

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Jan 12, 2014 16:43:21   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
alex wrote:
your problem is you are talking to a lib, they have no sense of humor nor any other kind.


Brian finds me provincial in my attitudes on humor. As he tends to not be totally denigrating, I remain passive.

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Jan 13, 2014 00:34:48   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
Before any of you attempt to "pile on" me, this was sent to me by a male. This kindly male received it from an older male relative. It is absolutely beyond HILARIOUS! :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:


WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available!
Before any of you attempt to "pile on" m... (show quote)


Everything I needed to know; but how did they know? Sign me up, please: this is great stuff. Thank you.

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Jan 13, 2014 16:04:07   #
RetNavyCWO Loc: VA suburb of DC
 
AuntiE wrote:
Before any of you attempt to "pile on" me, this was sent to me by a male. This kindly male received it from an older male relative. It is absolutely beyond HILARIOUS! :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:


WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available!
Before any of you attempt to "pile on" m... (show quote)


I took the correspondence course. Didn't help.

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Jan 13, 2014 16:08:30   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
RetNavyCWO wrote:
I took the correspondence course. Didn't help.


The fine print does not provide for a refund. For a small fee, a refresher course is available. :-D

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