Donald Trump - The American Gladiator
Gladiator
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The true story of Benghazi.
Rescue Interrupted
The forced collective suicide of European nations
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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy! The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.'
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lindajoy wrote:
You, Sir, are a cad of the umpth degree~~~
I shall re~evaluate this :shock:
Go ahead and get the whip!
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lindajoy wrote:
Gosh dangit, just as I was headed to get it too..You have to go and be nice and all that, playing on my sympathy..
Ok, no whip this time, but next time, don't try to play on my sympathy..I mean you have already told me there will be a next time, meaning you have carefully weighed the consequence of that action and know the result..Fair, yes??? :wink: :lol: :lol: :shock:
Take it from me "WeeWilly" don't give an inch here, maintain your male dominance, or we'll all be in trouble!
The "Crusty Curmudgeon" said so!
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But, maybe not all that bright.
We have all seen the Eagles sitting in the tree tops hunting for salmon - but I have never seen them hunt anything this big.
Great video.
Granny get your gun!! Seriously, its time to carry.
Judge Jeanine at her finest
A real brain trust we have here!
DHS Fail
...Cheers!
Bottoms up!
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Pepsi Prank.
Watch it here
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guitarman wrote:
Hillary read this and had another stroke.
There could be no better outcome!
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