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Oct 25, 2017 09:33:11   #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New Version Of An Old Joke

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Donald Trump tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other"

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."
By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent..

"Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?

"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
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FUNNY! He recognized the A-HOLE!!!LOLOL
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Oct 25, 2017 09:29:12   #
PeterS wrote:
He's retiring because he has a 18% approval rating form likely voters. The question begged is since when was someone with a 96% lifetime conservative rating not a conservative? Trump doesn't have a lifetime 96% rating so how is he more popular then a real conservative?




That's right!! And he only has a 18% approval rating, because he is a RINO, which makes him a LIB, and he would not be elected again ANYWAY!!! Just like the rest of the LIBS that AMERICA has become SO SICK of!!!

As far as TRUMP is concerned, you could not comprehend my answer so.....
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Oct 25, 2017 09:24:31   #
PeterS wrote:
So just when did the Republican party become a party of cult instead of one of principle?



???
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Oct 25, 2017 09:17:39   #
JFlorio wrote:
Give it a rest nest. I got news for you. I never liked McCain, Flake, Corker and any other RINO. I know exactly who Pelosi and Schumer,Clinton and Obama are. You don't. They have lied to you umpteen times and you just lap it up because you are nothing but a lefty lap dog. I've read plenty of legislation. Unlike you I don't cherry pick a few lines. You're a joke. You've been busted multiple times lying and you know it. Why would I believe that you read or comprehend anything? CBO scoring. What a joke. You can not realistically score a tax plan. At the time the plan is implemented said scoring is necessarily static scoring. To properly estimate the impact of a tax plan you must use dynamic scoring. Something the CBO doesn't do because it's speculative. Of course the immediate result of cutting taxes is a reduction in revenue. However; if the economy heats up then revenue increases. Not partisan, just fact. No one nest, no one has ever taxed their way out of debt or into prosperity. Why is it you and your side only worry about debt when it concerns taxes. Never a peep out of exploding national debt under Obama. Hypocrites all. Absolutely love your Clinton is not president get over it. Didn't look at it like that when Obama was president did you? Always back pedaled and blamed his lousy economy on Bush. Niger intelligence failure? You definitely might be an expert on intelligence failure. Why don't you research African nation rules of engagement in Niger? Did you know that air support was available but they declined to ask for it for an hour? No you didn't know that. You have no clue how the military works. None. Go do some more research then have someone explain it to you.
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WELL SAID!! And I liked the phrase about turdy's intelligence failure. THAT is SO evident on here. Do you think he will be involved in the SCREAM-OUT that the Libs are going to have 11-08-2017??? LOLOL I cracked up at that. The lady on FOX could hardly stop laughing WHILE she was telling it.
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Oct 24, 2017 14:01:31   #
Loki wrote:
Mixed Martial Arts. Kind of like if TV wrestling was real. It's a mix of boxing, Judo, Karate, JuJutsu, and plain old dirty fighting.
I never could figure out what people saw in NASCAR. However, I used to go to the drag strip every chance I got and watch the rails.


AH. Kind of like watching WALKER. I enjoy those. Or Steven Segal Movies?
I watched Wrestling, back when it was real. Stopped watching it when it became an exhibition. They just look like clowns today!!!
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Oct 24, 2017 13:51:27   #
Loki wrote:
Let's hear it for MMA, and Rodeo.


I like Rodeos. And Car racing. I don't know what the MMA is.
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Oct 24, 2017 13:47:41   #
Docadhoc wrote:
Where are you from?


I don't bother with answering bad bob. There is a saying in Texas, I learned when I lived there, "I don't pay attention to sh-t unless I step in it"!!!
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Oct 24, 2017 13:43:22   #
Big Bass wrote:
A Rhino!


Afraid so. But maybe not, because he was also carrying things off FROM here, so he MAY have been PAYING for them. Don't know for sure. Don't know where he got the presents, for sure, or where he took my stuff.

But it is time to take my Republican and my Democrat for a walk!! Tomorrow! LOL
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Oct 24, 2017 13:34:21   #
Big Bass wrote:
Yep! Communists, the lot. Why have a dog and bark yourself?


Well, I now have a Conservative dog, a big black Lab. He stays outside, barks all night, but he has a soft bark, so I don't mind it. I think he is just letting me know he is there and keeping watch. Doing his JOB. He is like a sentinel. He runs around and around the house, barking, all the way, saying "all is well, all is well!!"
And he brings me presents. And if the hunters from the Hunt Club behind me ever figure it out, they will probably shoot him. But I just can't stand the thought of tying him up. He has brought me two deer horns. A right one and a left one. At two different times, and a turtle shell, and I am pretty sure he is getting them from the same place. Hate to say it, but my Conservative dog has become a thief.
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Oct 24, 2017 13:22:49   #
JFlorio wrote:
Guys like football. Guys like violence. Guys like girls that don't say no (for a little while). It's a frontal lobe thing. Plus the bad behavior wasn't near as prevalent years ago. Social Media now exposes everything. The NFL's ratings have been going down slowly in viewership for a long time.
As far as bad behavior goes, the country has supported bad behaving politicians (Bill Clinton comes to mind) like, forever.



I have nothing against two consenting adults. Hey, life goes on. I was just using that as an analogy. But I don't care for violence, unless necessary, or football, for that matter. I am opinionated like that. LOLOL!!!

I know what you mean about Bad behaving Politicians. I could not stand that SCUMMY WOMANIZER from the FIRST time I saw him on TV. The way he looked at women GAVE me the CREEPS!!! And I NEVER condoned his behavior.
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Oct 24, 2017 13:14:13   #
JFlorio wrote:
Usually when they hear the shotgun being ratcheted they run out of their shoes, but please get something other than a single shot. We on the Gulf actually prefer an East wind as long as it's not blowing hard. which it has been doing for three weeks now.


I don't care for heavy winds either, OR blowhards!! It got pretty bad here when the Hurricanes were going through. many trees down. None close though.

I am. Like I said, Henry has a nice one and I am thinking pretty strongly about it.
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Oct 24, 2017 13:06:38   #
Big Bass wrote:
My 2 moggies are real bums, moochers. But they do make us laugh. Here are my reasons: They have the best places on the bed, while we are scrunched up on the edges. They have the best seats in the home, and will leap into a human-warmed sofa the second we get up to attend to their demands. Why can't they do something for me once in their lives, like bring me a beer?


LOLOL. Reminds me of when we got a stray toy Dachshund. She adopted my Husband. Sat in his lap, and she would slide down beside him in his chair. Then start pushing to get him out of the chair. I would hear him arguing with her about how he was NOT going to give her his chair. SO she jumped down and went to the door, and started whining. He said you want to go out sweetie? As he got up and went to let her out, she ran back to his chair and stretched out in it, and looked up at him as if to say, "mine now"!!!
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Oct 24, 2017 12:53:16   #
JFlorio wrote:
You're right. It was Seminole Heights or something similar. Near Tampa. Fishing right now sucks. Just like liberals the wind just keeps blowing. The gun I loaded and keep handy in the house is my Mossberg 12 gauge with the barely legal barrel.



Does the rule on wind out of the east, no fish, still ring true or was that only for the east coast fishing??

12 guage will get'erdone. I am thinking of getting a Henry, 5-shot, lever action, 410. I can't stand the pain of a 12 guage. Have a single shot, but if I should HAPPEN to miss, i would be sunk.
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Oct 24, 2017 12:49:59   #
JFlorio wrote:
Exactly why this protest came about so quickly. I'm sure I'll be called racist, but honestly I've always been a huge NFL fan. Grew up watching the greatest running back of all time. Jimmy Brown. My dad was a head coach for years. Loved the game. Lately, last twenty years or so it's become more of a freak show than a sporting event. Many players are not people you would look up to. Players that you don't want your kids to look up to. Economically many have climbed the ladder due to athletic ability and hard work. Unfortunately many have brought their low life life styles up that ladder with them. Not my fault most are black. Don't believe it's a color thing. I believe it's a culture thing. The dancing, taunting, trash talking, off field problems was disgusting to many of the fans. The obvious disrespect towards the flag, hence the country was the last straw. Easy to walk away.
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BUT, the (dancing, taunting, trash talking, )AND the breaking of the law, was all tolerated by the fans, until they came to this.

Look at it this way, you are out with a girl, and the eve is winding down, and you are feeling amorous. You kiss her on the cheek, and she does not object, so you kiss her on the mouth. And she does not object. SO you go a little further, and she does not object, so on and on till, well, you know where. Till she says STOP. And in your head, you are blaming her, because she LET you get that far. I feel THAT is what has happened with the NFL!!

BUT, my thoughts on KNOCKED heads, and NO SENSE, still stands. Sorry. Proof is in the pudding.
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Oct 24, 2017 12:37:18   #
Big Bass wrote:
My cats are card-carrying communists and union activists.


LOLOLOL
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