Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:




HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN

AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING
ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME,
DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH
SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD
ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ..

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE
GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY , OLD, BALD,

WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT, SON-OF-A-BITCH

ASKED, 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

It's pretty simple.

Conservatives believe in limited Government. They believe that it is the Governments responsibility to create an environment where people can take risks and reap the benefits of their labors. They believe that the private sector is better able to run itself, rather than a monolithic bureaucracy that is out of touch and highly inefficient.

Progressive Liberals believe that Government has all the answers. They're afraid of taking risks. They believe that Government can solve all of our problems and take care of us. They also think that they know what's best for everyone and should be able to tell them what to do.

The short version.

Conservatives are independent thinkers, who are self reliant and able to make their own decisions as to what's best for them.

Progressive Liberals are frightened little control freaks.

I hope this clears things up.