Coos Bay Tom wrote:
The new revised Miranda,,, You have the right to swing first however if you swing first it will be used as an excuse for me to beat the hell out of you. You have the right to a doctor and a priest and if you are not currently attending a church or have a doctor one will be appointed for you. Do you understand this lowlife?
I do a little stand-up and one of my stories is the "Beat & Release"
PROGRAM.
You are a cop. You catch a punk doing something stupid. You BEAT and then you RELEASE.
Kinda like fishing. You catch a fish by setting a sharp hook into the fish.
Then you release the fish back into the water and wonder, Did the fish learn a lesson?
I can tell you when I heard the belt came out of the keepers on my father's pants,
I was about to experience "Beat & Realease".
It's the HASHTAG version of Miranda.
I think most people know that DENNY'S offers a
FREE GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST on your birthday.
All you need is a photo ID to prove that today
is your birthday.
I know a guy who drives to 3 different Denny's
on his birthday.
THUNDERBOLT
Evian...Spelled backward...Naive
So, Naive...Spelled backward...Evain
Drink it in...
Thunderbolt
Almost as bad as this...
THUNDERBOLT
Just found this...If dogs could talk!!!!
THUNDERBOLT
The world is going to the dogs.
I am confused. I thought ,,,well, I mean...
Uh, HELP ME. "Sweet Home Chicago"
I thought the best quote was when asked the question.
"Is everything Hackable?" The guys reply, "Yes"
I was telling a young man about early radar for catching
speeders. Then came "The Fuzzbuster". Radar warning that the police are ahead. WHOA! Then came NEW RADAR...Well, "Introducing "FUZZRBUSTER 2"
and so it goes.It's never gonna stop.
THUNDERBOLT
Here is what he would say now!
Well, how about a BBQ & Cooler combo?
Leftover from a Trailer remodel...
THUNDERBOLT
I can NOT believe no one asked about "Home of the
Little League World Series"
Played in Williamsport in 1957. Some kind of Round Robin thing, not the Series.
Welcome to the site.
I have been here for a few months and just posted this.
Attached, some helpfull info about this place.
enjoy,
THUNDERBOLT
I will let ALL DOGS out of their cages when you vote for me, THUNDERBOLT
Onelostdog wrote:
Well stated when do we start voting for you in the elections. Shit Happens you say.