Be advised, organized religion is a total fraud, always has been and always will be. Ask yourself, why is it that there are so many 'versions' of the bible? Why is it that the plain words of the original scriptures are so difficult to pin down in their direct translation? How is it that so many (literally in the hundreds) other deities were born of a virgin, died on a cross and rose after three days, all of whom predate Jesus Christ?

https://www.bing.com/search?q=list+deities+who++were+born+of+a+virgin+died+on+a+cross+rose+after+three+days&pc=MOZI&form=MOZSBR

As the narrator in the movie 'Zeitgeist' says, "The Christian bible is entirely astrological in nature". Given the reasoning he presents prior to that statement, it's hard to argue the point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTbIu8Zeqp0

This is not to say that there is no God or that religious belief is wrong; just to point out that religious leaders are not being completely forthcoming in the facts surrounding their assertions.

Bottom line: Organized religion is a total scam. People will, eventually, come to understand how they have been misled. I hope.

Can't say there was no warning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3hY1eagq88

No. I mean the way gay couples take over bakeries owned by decent people when they refuse to play gay. It's quite a racket when you think about it. Walk into a business, get them to refuse some outrageous demand, then sue them for everything they have because they violated your right to make them do as you say. You may never have to work again, and all because you have perverse sexual desires. Not bad, eh?

Clearly you are the wrong race, wrong sexual orientation and have no sexual fetishes. If you were a black homosexual pedophile you'd fit right in and they'd have your back. Clearly, you need to adjust your entire lifestyle in order to fit in. How to change race might be a challenge, but if Rachel Dolezal can do it, I'm sure you can too. Also, you need to work on your feminine side. You can't just claim to be a mincing gayboy, you must play the part with a husband, all the mannerisms, the whole nine yards. Again, I know that is a tough row to hoe but you'll just have to 'suck it up' (get it?). Lastly, you and your husband will need to adopt at least one little boy (younger the better) and groom him for your own sexual gratification. That's probably the most disgusting part of the whole package, but you'll have no choice if you really want the job. You never know, you might warm to it after a few years...

An alternative (and much easier) choice would be to simply find a more amenable place to work, you know?

I see. You want me to be your guinea pig, do you? OK, no problem, I'll get right on it - NOT! It says it right on the label, "those who rub this topical ointment onto a butt that is not butthurt will be afflicted with severe bustedball, a condition for which there is no known cure".

I have no butthurt and do no wish to contract bustedball, so if it's all the same to you, I'll pass. Thanks anyway, buddy.

It's right there, you can't see it? Here's the relevant passages:

Firstly, "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

And then, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

Those more educated among us will exclaim "Aha! The ninth and tenth amendments to the Constitution of 1789, better known as the Bill of Rights! I knoweth it well!"

Dunno. I never felt the need to use it. Doesn't say anything about hemorrhoids on the label, but then it says nothing about heartburn on a box of baking soda either... I'd say give it a try and see what shakes out. Be advised, if you do not suffer from butthurt, it does have some rather interesting side-effects. Those are listed on the warning label.

A little too well, apparently! (Oopsies!)

Eeeeewwwwwwww! Sick Puppy! Dude, that's gross!

I see. Steve Bannon 'worries', so 'the fix is in', right? Steve Bannon has zero influence over any impeachment proceeding in the House or subsequent trial in the Senate. I see how you may garner some comfort from his concerns though... Need some of this?

Might have been this guy...

I'm describing the Washington political machine, regardless of who sits in the Oval Office.

I think the Chinese will manage any transition out of the petrodollar in such a way as to maximize the benefit to them. Uncertain times ahead...

From the article:

"Others expressed an “unusual fear” of consequences if they said anything bad about him because of his “deep connection and allegiance” to powerful politicians in Nebraska."

Seems he was nominated because of his connections instead of his abilities. Just adds proof to the old maxim 'it's not what you know, but who you know'.

I would make some snarky comment about 'men' hiding behind her skirts, but I've never seen her wear anything but trousers. Women protect men too much. Interesting. Don't men also protect women? Let me see... Men and women protecting each other. Sounds like a symbiotic relationship that has been in effect for many thousands (possibly millions) of years. When will she just go away?