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May 17, 2020 20:44:55   #
Lt. Rob Polans ret. wrote:
Queers don't want equal rights which would be okay with me. They want special rights and that's never okay.


Kind of like Christian businesses being able to choose who they serve and who not?
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May 17, 2020 15:08:28   #
Demand Slaoui divest his stock options now.

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-vaccine-czar-holds-millions-010101908.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=fb
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May 17, 2020 14:36:09   #
permafrost wrote:
Can not help but laugh at this one.. Courtesy of a buddy in Wyoming, or Montana or wherever he maybe today

The Atheist and The Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice from heaven asked, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light. "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well", said the Voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful, Amen."
Can not help but laugh at this one.. Courtesy of ... (show quote)




I immediately sent this off to my sister, whose kids (and grandkids) are avid hunters and devout Christians too. I hope it makes them laugh as much as it did me!
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May 17, 2020 14:31:22   #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
There will be plenty of cursing


Especially if I am around!

(Though I would hold back if AuntiE were in the room. Situations where traditional good manners are required is one of the few things on which she and I agree.)

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May 17, 2020 14:28:05   #
BigMike wrote:
I thought Paul's meme was funny.

I'm not sure why he's being piled on. The meme is as funny here as would be in the main section.


For some reason, Mike, the administrator did indeed move my thread to the main section.

I just try to keep it light sometimes.

And thanks for your support. I really don't mind the "piling on." I'm a tough sissy!
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May 16, 2020 21:22:51   #
JFlorio wrote:
There’s a big difference in opinion and Law.


I couldn’t agree more.
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May 16, 2020 20:22:55   #
JFlorio wrote:
He’s not smart enough to understand majority rule is not one of our Founding precepts. There’s a document that’s called the Constitution, more importantly The Bill of Rights. Woody and his ilk really don’t believe in it.


That’s odd. A lot of the push-back against minority rights seems to include the “they’re only x percent of the population.”

Maybe not your own stance, but I have heard it from many conservatives, especially around LGBTQ rights.
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May 16, 2020 16:51:16   #
American Vet wrote:
May I suggest that you obtain a dictionary and have someone help you to use it.

One can be guilty of a crime - immunity typically means one won't be prosecuted for the crime.


Are you saying the current president might be guilty of the crimes of which he has been accused?
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May 16, 2020 16:48:43   #
proud republican wrote:
Do you know the difference between non-political chit-chat and main?? Apparently NOT!!!What to expect from libturd???


How on earth is my comment about Wolfie political?
Certainly the initial post is not.
And that's the reason I put this in non-political chit-chat.

Let go and smile a little!
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May 16, 2020 14:12:09   #
How did I know Wolfie would be the first to respond to a joke about inserting something into his butt?
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May 16, 2020 14:11:09   #
One can't have it both ways.
Unless of course one considers T. to be a king rather than a president.


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May 16, 2020 13:44:02   #
AuntiE wrote:


And it definitely will not be written in cursive!

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May 16, 2020 13:43:04   #
This is not going to encourage widespread testing!!


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May 16, 2020 00:01:18   #
Oh Wolfie!!!! Methinks the lady doth protest too much!.

Anyway, loosen up a little, OK?
I'm pretty sure, like most folks, you look better with a smile on you face!
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May 15, 2020 19:03:44   #


We can only imagine how interesting it would be to teach young children. Many teachers complain about their jobs and sometimes, it is for good reason. But, at the end of the day, they may also have some rather delightful stories to tell. If you have ever had to deal with fifth-grade students, you realize that they can throw a curveball at you every once in a while.

One of these students threw a curveball at the teacher and the Internet is laughing out loud. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

Susie said “We live on a farm and I was collecting eggs from the hen house one day. I gathered the eggs and put them in my basket and set off running toward the house. While running I tripped over a rock and smashed all of the eggs.”
“So what’s the moral of the story Susie?” Asked the teacher.
“Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket,” said Susie.

Next it was Billy’s turn to go.
“We also live on a farm,” said Billy. “We have incubators to help our eggs hatch. One night there was a thunderstorm and lightning knocked out the power to the incubators.”
“So what’s the moral of that story Billy?” Asked the teacher.
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch,” said Billy.

The teacher turned to Janie. “Janie, do you have a story to share?’
“Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
“Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”

“He said don’t mess with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”
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