CLASSIC

Oh yea, I get it.
1. The check's in the mail.
2. I won't cum in you mouth.
3. It's only a cold sore.

Here ya go,
ThunderBolt

Looking forward to your captions...
A toast: "Always have, always will."
ThunderBolt

You want to piss away $1,000 on something you never wanted?
You never wanted me as a friend SO send the grand to me.
That'll show'em!
ThunderBolt


old saying: "You don't ask, you don't get."

Speaking of Nolan Ryan, I was a big fan.
When he was pitching that day, walk-up ticket sales always went up over 5,000. I saw him when he was with the CA Angels.
A friend sent me a pack of Nolan Ryan hot dogs from his cattle ranch business, along with an "autographed" Nolan Ryan Cookbook.
My friend said there are certain restuarants in Texas that serve Nolan Ryan steaks. Yep, he was the man.
Again great add-on to this post,
ThunderBolt

Look, I have tried to tell you people...
ThunderBolt

WOW, can't believe you brought that subject up!
My barber growing up was Bob Dillman. He was a legend in
fast pitch softball. When he delivered the pitch, he would graze his hip,
you could hear the "POP", changing the direction of the ball.
In fact, i saw his hip....Total Black & Blue...
He would show it off at the barber shop.
I lived 1,000 yards from the ball field. Saw every game he pitched.
I would race the other kids to get a foul ball (return) for 10 cents.
ThunderBolt

Thank you...
NOW that is some serious feedback.

Here ya go,
ThunderBolt

I pitched in Little League,Pony League, High School, American Legion Baseball & a brief try-out with the Baltimore Orioles.(1964)
Attached: a Jpeg for the story on a "FastBall"!
ThunderBolt

Here is my take,
ThunderBolt

I have to keep telling myself...

THANX

Check out a wall with some meaning.
NO, I mean real meaning...
Land mines...Damn,
ThunderBolt


The Moroccan Wall of Western Sahara is an approximately 2,700 km (1,700 mi) long structure, mostly a sand wall (or "berm"), running through Western Sahara and the southeastern portion of Morocco. It separates[1] the Moroccan occupied, and controlled, areas (Southern Provinces) and the Polisario-controlled areas (Free Zone)

Physical structure:
The fortifications lie in uninhabited or very sparsely inhabited territory. They consist of sand and stone walls or berms about 3 m (10 ft) in height, with bunkers, fences and landmines throughout. The barrier minebelt that runs along the structure is thought to be the longest continuous minefield in the world. Military bases, artillery posts and airfields dot the Moroccan-controlled side of the wall at regular intervals, and radar masts and other electronic surveillance equipment scan the areas in front of it.
The following is one observer's description of the Berm:
Physically, the berm is a 2 m (6 ft 7 in) high wall (with a backing trench), which rides along a topographical high point/ridge/hill throughout the territory. Spaced out over every 5 km (3.1 mi) are a big, small and medium base, with approximately 35–40 troops at each observation post and groups of 10 soldiers spaced out over the distance as well. About 4 km (2 1⁄2 mi) behind each major post there is a rapid reaction post, which includes backing mobile forces.

World of walls: How 65 countries have erected fences on their borders – four times as many as when the Berlin Wall was toppled – as governments try to hold back the tide of migrants
Security fears and a widespread refusal to help refugees have fuelled a new spate of wall-building around the world
A third of the world's countries have completed or are building barriers – compared to 16 at the fall of the Berlin Wall
They include Israel's 'apartheid wall', India's 2,500-mile fence around Bangladesh and Morocco's huge sand 'berm'

Click for maps of the world of walls.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3205724/How-65-countries-erected-security-walls-borders.html


OK, I have an idea for border security.

Step 1: If they run, shoot them with a paintball gun with "SPECIAL INK" that takes 3 months to wash off.

Step 2: If they are caught: The punishment is a "Beat & Release" program. Kinda like those fishing tournaments (catch & release) ONLY now, the Border Patrol pulls out the nightsticks and puts some welts on their ass making it HARD to sit down for weeks. Then, forces them back across the border! Hence, Beat & Release.

I'm just sayin'
ThunderBolt

Link? no worky.........