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Oh, man. I just wish our teacher had walked into class with a SAW. That would have lit up my whole day. These people seem to think our kids are some kind of timid little kittens or something. My son shot his first round in our back yard at the age of two. I took the kick, held the weight and he pulled the trigger. He absolutely loved it! For months afterward all that came out of his mouth was 'shotgun'. He wanted to 'shoot the shotgun' every day to the point I was sorry I started it.

My 'claim to fame' was shooting a BREN squad gun on a 1,000 yard range at the age of 13. That impressed me to no end.

I hear it looks a lot like you. Related, by chance?

Can you imagine her doing the range portion of the CCW? It would be hilarious! "Um, no, you point it the other way. That's right. Now, you see that little thingy sticking down there? Yes, that's it. Just use your finger and pull it back a little ways... No! No! Keep it pointed that way!" BANG! "Argh! You shot me! I don't believe you shot me!"

Empty! Smell that?

It just had to be in Texas. They've been doing it right for years and now it's finally beginning to sink in. Ha! Talk about obtuse: "Am I supposed to have a Kevlar vest?" asked Ashley Kurth, a teacher at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. "Am I supposed to strap it to my leg or put it in my desk?" No, honey, you can wear a regular ceramic vest and just slip the sidearm into your garter, it'll be just fine. Idiot.

Big, empty toy box.

I wondered about that at the time. With an honest, concerted effort, I was unable to find anyone who voted for him. Not a one. And I didn't 'cherry-pick' the audience or anything like that, at one time I was literally just asking random people on the street and not a single one admitted to voting for him.

How is that even possible?

More likely just about 8 years.

Wassamatter? Afraid the holy water will melt you? Or is it the altar that you fear so much? Oh, the cross above the altar! And the 13 stations! Yes, I can see where a subhuman creature such as yourself would feel uncomfortable among the symbols of eternal salvation as found in a Catholic church. It's OK, these things are not there to do you harm, rather to assure you that you have come to the right place.

To try and get over your aversion, have a friend get you a set of rosary beads. Place the beads as close to your person as you can stand them to be and just leave them there. Over time, edge them closer and closer until you can actually withstand the terrible horrors of touching the packaging. This may take months or in extreme cases, even years, but you must persevere. Once you can touch the packaging, try and stay in contact for longer and longer periods every day.

Eventually you will notice the horror receding and a certain 'calm' replacing the naked fear you originally felt. Again, this may take an extended period, but you must persevere. When you find that you can stand to be in contact with the packaging for 5 minutes or more, then it''s time for the big leap into the unknown. Without hesitation, place the package upright on the table and rip the top off, looking directly at the beads inside. At first you will feel that you have been blinded by an intense, piercing white light but don't move, don't waver, just keep calm and continue to look directly at the rosary in the package. Some say it helps to hold the packaging but that has not been proven.

After about 30 seconds, the slight tinge of peripheral vision will begin returning to your eyes. This is the most crucial stage. Do not look away! Continue your gaze on the rosary until your vision has returned to normal. This may take 5 or, in extreme cases, 10 minutes. During this time, clear your mind of all thought and allow the inner workings of your mind to accept the new vision you are being blessed with. This does not take long but some subjects have reported that it seemed to take several lifetimes. Just keep your gaze on the rosary and allow their inherent properties to work their wonders.

Now that you are able to see clearly again, you will find that you are able to take the rosary out of the packaging and place it around your neck, like a necklace. You will weep, they all do, when they come to understand the foolishness they were blinded by for all those years. Look around, see the beauty and goodness inherent in all things and then go, and sin no more.

I'm sure you are a wonderfully virtuous lady and any slur from that lowlife cannot be allowed to go unchallenged. At your service.

Apparently you. So, credible source, ass it up.

Who says she doesn't?

You reading the Old Testament would show you what's in your future so yeah, I can understand why the face. Must be awful looking at that every morning. You could try and fix it you know? Just wander into any Roman Catholic church and beg the priest to hear your confession, but you must be sincere about or it gets even worse.

Is that you 'normal' face?