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Feb 25, 2018 15:16:31   #
out of the woods wrote:
While those things are nice, just listening will go alot farther. Its a fine line, as at the same time you must stand your ground, or she'll think your a wimp, All downhill from there I'm afraid, but she's right.


Aww. But 'listening' is just so... P-whipped! Well, if that's what it takes, I guess I'll just have to 'suck it up'. How long will I have to listen for? What if I just doubled up on the roses and chocolates? Would that be at least as good? Pleeeeeze?
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Feb 25, 2018 15:07:44   #
out of the woods wrote:
Dont know, if she senses its not sincere, your doomed. Good luck!


Would it help if I was to bring her a big bouquet of bright red roses and a huge box of chocolates and maybe hire a chamber maid to pamper her feet? I just don't know that I can get it just right, you know?
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Feb 25, 2018 14:29:27   #
out of the woods wrote:
Not too much feeling, then they'll know your condescending, oh, boy watch out!


Dang it! OK I'll practice in front of the mirror for an hour every day just to make sure I get it just right, think that'll help at all?
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Feb 25, 2018 13:06:18   #
boatbob2 wrote:
Nope,idiot finger pushed the post button twice,


Who is 'idiot finger'?
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Feb 25, 2018 12:44:14   #
boatbob2 wrote:
I have seen bigfoot 2 times,in the florida Everglades,about 25 years ago, I used to fly low,20-30 feet and chase the wild cows, so,as i flew around a small stand of trees,I seen a bear,drinking milk from a cow,on my next pass,this small maybe 4 ft tall,little foot (not big enough to be a bigfoot yet) stood up, Then the second bigfoot walked out of the trees,I probably flew around there for 15 minutes,They were as curious about my airplane,as I was about them. about a month later,almost the same place,I seen one walking through the swamp water. BTW,This is a TRUE STORY.
I have seen bigfoot 2 times,in the florida Evergla... (show quote)


Mmm-hmm. So true you had to post it twice.
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Feb 25, 2018 12:23:15   #
Iamdjchrys wrote:
Wow!


Seriously? You've never seen a katana before? Ever watch a ninja movie?
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Feb 25, 2018 12:21:40   #
out of the woods wrote:
God has a great sense of humor.


Mmm-hmm. At least He thinks it's funny. Just like when he promised man that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the Earth, then he went and made it round. Yep, he just laughed and laughed...
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Feb 25, 2018 12:19:29   #
S. Maturin wrote:
I don't get it.

Can this somehow be applied to the 24/7 all-out attacks on president Trump?



Not yet, but they're working on it. He'll get the blame somehow, bet on it.
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Feb 25, 2018 12:18:18   #
out of the woods wrote:
Yup, pretty much, cause even if she's not, you will suffer greatly for pointing it out. She has a great memory, so unless you want the entire list of your wrong doings from day one, best keep quiet. Best response, "Yes, honey".


"Yes, honey". Like that? Or once more, with 'feeling'?
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Feb 25, 2018 12:15:47   #
lindajoy wrote:
Do we also sterilize the impregnator just to be sure it doesnt happen again??
Geeezzz Larry~~~


Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Thanks Linda, my bad!
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Feb 25, 2018 12:12:30   #
out of the woods wrote:
Yup, pretty much, cause even if she's not, you will suffer greatly for pointing it out. She has a great memory, so unless you want the entire list of your wrong doings from day one, best keep quiet. Best response, "Yes, honey".

Ah yes, been there, done that. Bought the tee-shirt, paid dearly for my honesty.


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Feb 25, 2018 11:46:13   #
Iamdjchrys wrote:
Ok, I can't stand it...what's a katana?
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Katana:


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Feb 25, 2018 11:44:44   #
out of the woods wrote:
Well, she is right, thats on page one, untill that fact is accepted, there will be no peace. Page two discusses how while she's quite capable, there are things she would rather you do, you know what they are, why must you be reminded for fourty years. Its a fair trade, she cleans the toilet, does she not? Page three discusses differences in shopping styles and why it is best never to accompany her. Then there's matters of taste, wherein, once again, she is right, never attempt to alter or add to the homes decor, especially any permenant fixture as it will haunt you for the remainder of your days together. A side note as this was a recent experience of mine, if she asks you to pick up something easy for dinner, poptarts and frozen waffles is probably not what she had in mind, and bringing her flowers that a coworker was throwing away, probably won't sit so well either.Only 1759 pages to go...
Well, she is right, thats on page one, untill that... (show quote)


Wow. You're tough. So let me make sure I got this nice and clear:

Rule #1. She's right.
Rule #2. If in doubt, refer to rule #1.

That about cover it?
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Feb 25, 2018 11:39:01   #
bahmer wrote:
It's possible, even Teddy Roosevelt supposedly saw a bigfoot.


So he said. Believe it? Not so much. Guys like Teddy were prone to embellishment. Like, a lot...
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Feb 25, 2018 11:28:19   #
Singularity wrote:
I wonder if a marker could be identified so that we could know in utero which fetuses would become some LGBTQ+ individual?

Would you wish to allow them to be aborted? Sounds like you would be eager to perform the procedure yourself!


I see nothing wrong with screening for such a defect and aborting the 'fetus' if found defective in such a manner. Actually, that just might be a good use for government funding of abortion services. Also, sterilize the mother to make sure it can't going to happen again, accidentally.
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