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Feb 8, 2023 19:29:07   #
RascalRiley wrote:
MTG. Just the kind of president America deserves right now.


She's got more courage and gumption than anyone currently in Washington DC.
She's the only one carrying a white balloon in the Capitol. Very funny.
Sarah Sanders is another force in the real republican party. Those two have what it takes to defeat the kommiecrats and their global plans.
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Feb 8, 2023 18:59:13   #
That's the winner fer sher!
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Feb 8, 2023 18:56:02   #
Joan Rivers died for that.
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Feb 8, 2023 13:17:29   #
Milosia2 wrote:
The left is incapable of telling any truths.
According to the liars on the right,they are the only ones who can tell the truth.
After they get their opinionated news from Fsux Nouse.
It all becomes truth .


Like Hunter's Laptop wasn't real?
Like the FBI didn't direct Twitter and Facebook to suppress information?
Like Biden is cogent?
Like Manchelle is a woman?
Oops, there is no definition for "woman".
Historic Ketanji says so.
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Feb 8, 2023 09:31:34   #
dtucker300 wrote:
Gotta love Little Johnny jokes.


Ain't so funny now that I'm grandpa.
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Feb 7, 2023 19:20:54   #
JR-57 wrote:
No. Hell no. After 50 years of lies, why would he start being honest now?


I hope that every republican brings a balloon to the floor during the speech.
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Feb 7, 2023 18:52:11   #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Nope it’s safe in my garage!


👍👍👍
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Feb 7, 2023 18:50:14   #
woodguru wrote:
Think about it my cognitively challenged little MAGA's...there are hundreds of spy satellites crossing over the US every day, every hour...

Many have some of the most sophisticated cameras and imaging technology on the planet...there is nothing, and I mean nothing that these low tech balloons can do that satellites can't.


These are just American made Medium Size condoms. The Chinese don't know what else to do with them.
"No fit plick, send back".
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Feb 7, 2023 18:47:38   #
Forkbassman wrote:
I doubt it, he hasn’t in 2years; just says what Obama wants him too but libs will applause all nite because of how great he has done so far. Every channel except Fox will do the same so therefore, it must be true. SHEEPLES!!


I'm tearing up his speech.
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Feb 7, 2023 18:47:08   #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Or fall on one of his queer generals sword!
To save face!


General Millie was born neutered.
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Feb 7, 2023 09:34:32   #
Parky60 wrote:
Thanks! Couldn't remember all the particulars. But I did look up the lyrics...

With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand


always used to crack me up.

[Verse 1]
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
[Verse 2]
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
But then on the other hand I would
Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some floss
'N swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top
That's why I'm movin' to Montana

[Refrain]
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
I'm pluckin' the ol' dennil floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
His name is Mighty Little
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Anyway
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
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[Verse 3]
I'm gonna find me a horse just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss

[Verse 4]
Well I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
And then I'd get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush
'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

[Outro]
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Thanks! Couldn't remember all the particulars. But... (show quote)


Zappa didn't have to do drugs.
Zappa was drugs.
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Feb 6, 2023 11:33:07   #
Big Bass wrote:
How and why vote kommiecrat, especially with their racist history.


Every ghetto city has been kommiecrat run for years by all black city leaders, and recently by black female city leaders, and more recently by lesbian black leaders, and in the future, black trans females emulating Manchelle Obama.
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Feb 6, 2023 09:49:42   #
Big Bass wrote:
Good points. Very observant. Thanks for the info.


After church, they're given cigarettes and lottery tickets and bussed off to a site where they register and vote with help every step of the way. After they all vote at least once, they are driven back to the church for a chicken dinner in the basement.
Souls to the polls. And we wonder how anyone could vote for a kommiecrat.
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Feb 5, 2023 21:48:08   #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I like Montana too...
Did you find any???
I'm planning to do the same this summer with my daughter


Go to Washington DC, Pelosi and Biden are there for the finding.
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Feb 5, 2023 19:28:37   #
son of witless wrote:
Montana is no shit hole. I was there a year and a half ago pretending to dig up dinosaur fossils.


Rented a house in Montana. Woke up to bison herds passing through. Beautiful.
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