Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?



The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Which of the following most closely matches your answer?



Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
How many rounds does this magazine hold?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:
BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

I am a Southerner. No doubt about it.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

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no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

So am I, and I am in import, raised up north.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

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TracyRae Loc: Linden, New Jersey

Ur a dead duck - that's what they r - what am I - I am safe with my family...

skott Loc: Bama

Hasn't this already been posted on OPP?

Jerry A. Loc: California

ARMAGEDDUM: Your post in the Political Forum is funny, a warmonger propaganda of the N.R.A. to scare the right-wing nuts cowards.

Jerry A. Loc: California

ARMAGEDDUM: Your post in the Political Forum is funny, a warmonger propaganda of the N.R.A. to scare the right-wing nuts cowards.

lfdavis Loc: Alabama

Your reply, a mentally simplistic ad hominem attack, answers the question "Which Are You" with an indicative need of eminent victimhood.

You're Terrorist Fodder, just panting in deep anticipation -- in fact, almost orgasmic -- for the boot to pin your neck to the ground. You're in the throes of pre-Stockholm Syndrome.

lfdavis Loc: Alabama

Oh, BTW. Which Am I?

Check the location on my ID...

Pap Pap Loc: Etna, PA

I think the answer of Bang would be an American.

Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere

Same here but I do speak bang.

Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere

Hey, from one to another....is'nt it odd how some folks just don't see the logic in bang?

Roll Tide..

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Arma ya rascal, I enjoyed that and now, how do you read to children?

It's a fair question after your post and, I bet I even know the answer without you telling me.

Sorry about the s*it word, I didn't write it, just so you know!

God bless buddy.

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You might be a southerner if...