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Sep 17, 2014 21:03:51   #
bdamage Loc: My Bunker
 
BearK wrote:
Here's another one!


The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"


The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"



























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I've endured nearly 6 years of the current administration and was still able to put food on the table this evening.

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Sep 17, 2014 22:03:37   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Tricky..very tricky.


BearK wrote:
Here's another one!


The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"


The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"



























Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to say something.
Here's another one! br br br The Cow, the Ant an... (show quote)


:-D

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Sep 17, 2014 22:05:12   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
bdamage wrote:
I've endured nearly 6 years of the current administration and was still able to put food on the table this evening.


We do not do political commentary on the Prayer Team Forum. :-P


You have ben warned. Beware of the frying pan. :idea: :P :D

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Sep 17, 2014 22:06:22   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Armageddun wrote:
You da man

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I knew he would be great. Wait till Rock and Semper meet Him. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




I always look at Rock as our own personal court jester. And once in a while we need that humor to counter balance AuntiE and her fry pan.

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Sep 17, 2014 22:10:07   #
bdamage Loc: My Bunker
 
AuntiE wrote:
We do not do political commentary on the Prayer Team Forum. :-P


You have ben warned. Beware of the frying pan. :idea: :P :D


I was asked to complete the joke.
I only did what I was asked to do.
I believe I deserve a pass on the frying pan under those circumstances....especially if you laughed.

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Sep 17, 2014 22:14:54   #
swampbug Loc: Ball Ground, Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
It is my feeling the male of the species on this forum need to understand I have other things in my arsenal, beside the vaunted frying pan. :mrgreen: :twisted:


Remember also that most of women's arsenal continues to work into their later years, ie: they talk a lot, none of it is coherent, they make wise cracks about men knowing that they can't do without them, they still want help getting in and out of a car - guess they never learned how to do that.
The one that really gets me though is why they expect us to be in charge of the toilet seat when we hardly ever use it???

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Sep 17, 2014 22:14:56   #
swampbug Loc: Ball Ground, Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
It is my feeling the male of the species on this forum need to understand I have other things in my arsenal, beside the vaunted frying pan. :mrgreen: :twisted:


Remember also that most of women's arsenal continues to work into their later years, ie: they talk a lot, none of it is coherent, they make wise cracks about men knowing that they can't do without them, they still want help getting in and out of a car - guess they never learned how to do that.
The one that really gets me though is why they expect us to be in charge of the toilet seat when we hardly ever use it???

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Sep 17, 2014 22:18:12   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I always look at Rock as our own personal court jester. And once in a while we need that humor to counter balance AuntiE and her fry pan.


I can be amusing. You just are not bringing it forth. :hunf: :-P :lol: Perhaps a picture would help. :idea: 8-) :idea:

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Sep 17, 2014 22:19:16   #
swampbug Loc: Ball Ground, Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
Tricky..very tricky.




:-D

And the ole fart said I am the greatest because I can clear an entire room with one small fart and nobody knows where it came from.

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Sep 17, 2014 22:19:23   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
bdamage wrote:
I was asked to complete the joke.
I only did what I was asked to do.
I believe I deserve a pass on the frying pan under those circumstances....especially if you laughed.


I did not bring the frying pan out...only mentioned it. :-D

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Sep 17, 2014 22:27:00   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
swampbug wrote:
Remember also that most of women's arsenal continues to work into their later years, ie: they talk a lot, none of it is coherent, they make wise cracks about men knowing that they can't do without them, they still want help getting in and out of a car - guess they never learned how to do that.
The one that really gets me though is why they expect us to be in charge of the toilet seat when we hardly ever use it???


You are getting into quicksand very quickly.





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Sep 17, 2014 22:42:55   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
bdamage wrote:
I was asked to complete the joke.
I only did what I was asked to do.
I believe I deserve a pass on the frying pan under those circumstances....especially if you laughed.


What is this :?: The Bong show :shock: :shock: :shock:

Had a wonderful Bible study tonight. Wonderful subject :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 17, 2014 22:49:47   #
bdamage Loc: My Bunker
 
Armageddun wrote:
What is this :?: The Bong show :shock: :shock: :shock:

Had a wonderful Bible study tonight. Wonderful subject :thumbup: :thumbup:


Glad to hear it geddun.
Was Shemageddun in attendance also?

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Sep 17, 2014 22:51:09   #
swampbug Loc: Ball Ground, Georgia
 
AuntiE wrote:
You are getting into quicksand very quickly.


That is where I have spent most of my life and am very comfortable there. I love you already and I don't even know you. You seemed to have learned the lesson that I did years ago that you can't get in the water without making waves. Love to match wits - hope I never run out of people to do it with.

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Sep 17, 2014 22:56:08   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Armageddun wrote:
What is this :?: The Bong show :shock: :shock: :shock:

Had a wonderful Bible study tonight. Wonderful subject :thumbup: :thumbup:


Our new member is quite rambunctious. Further, the usually sedate, BearK put up a leading type joke. You notice she has vanished after creating this. The toddlers are going to get a time out ...SOON.

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