Where Are They Now? Find Out What All 46 Presidents Are Up To Today
https://babylonbee.com/news/where-are-they-now-find-out-what-all-46-presidents-are-up-to-today?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=emailWith the start of a new election year upon us, it's a perfect time to look back and find out where all the previous U.S. presidents are and what they're up to these days.
The Babylon Bee presents: American Presidents — Where Are They Now?
George Washington: Dead.
John Adams: Dead.
Thomas Jefferson: Dead.
James Madison: Dead.
James Monroe: Dead.
John Quincy Adams: Dead.
Andrew Jackson: Dead.
Martin Van Buren: Dead.
William Henry Harrison: Dead.
John Tyler: Dead.
James K. Polk: Dead.
Zachary Taylor: Dead.
Millard Filmore: Dead.
Franklin Pierce: Dead.
James Buchanon: Dead.
Abraham Lincoln: Dead.
Andrew Johnson: Dead.
Ulysses S. Grant: Dead.
Rutherford B. Hayes: Dead.
James A. Garfield: Dead.
Chester A. Arthur: Dead.
Grover Cleveland: Dead.
Benjamin Harrison: Dead.
Grover Cleveland: Still dead.
William McKinley: Dead.
Theodore Roosevelt: Dead.
William Howard Taft: Dead.
Woodrow Wilson: Dead.
Warren G. Harding: Dead.
Calvin Coolidge: Dead.
Herbert Hoover: Dead.
Franklin D. Roosevelt: Dead.
Harry S. Truman: Dead.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Dead.
John F. Kennedy: Dead.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Dead.
Richard Nixon: Dead.
Gerald Ford: Dead.
Jimmy Carter: Still alive! [As of publishing time. Subject to change.]
Ronald Reagan: Dead.
George H.W. Bush: Dead.
Bill Clinton: If we told you where he is right now and what he's doing, we'd never be heard from again.
George W. Bush: Still searching for Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction.
Barack Obama: Currently serving as President of the United States.
Donald Trump: Living rent-free in the minds of liberals worldwide.Joe Biden: Dead.
Who would have ever expected to find all of these former leaders where they are now? It's amazing to see where life has taken all of them!
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Fact check- False
“US” Presidents?
One from Kenya
One from China (or Ukraine)
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