At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
Watch out cause you might get what you asked for.....
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
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oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
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This one reminds me of one I heard when I was just a boy.
It seems that a mother who had invited the preacher and his wife to their house for the evening meal wanted to make sure that her little boy didn't do his normal thing and fart at the table. Sometime during the meal he tried to slip out, as his mother had suggested and then reached down in his overalls and pulled out a small turd and said, "Here mom. Here is one of your slip outs."
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
Old_Gringo wrote:
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So you don't like slip outs? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
oldroy wrote:
So you don't like slip outs? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Not graphically. I find it highly offensive, but then, I tend to be somewhat prudish at times.
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
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Out of the mouths of babes. haha :lol:
oldroy
Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
I have a good method to remove such things from this forum. I am too nasty to be here sooooooooo.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
oldroy wrote:
I have a good method to remove such things from this forum. I am too nasty to be here sooooooooo.
Frankly, I feel Old Gringo and I were very surprised. You are always so dignified.
oldroy wrote:
This one reminds me of one I heard when I was just a boy.
It seems that a mother who had invited the preacher and his wife to their house for the evening meal wanted to make sure that her little boy didn't do his normal thing and fart at the table. Sometime during the meal he tried to slip out, as his mother had suggested and then reached down in his overalls and pulled out a small turd and said, "Here mom. Here is one of your slip outs."
What happened to you guys?
Old_Gringo wrote:
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
Contributed by 'Anonymous'.
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Funny, that you appear to enjoy this form of humor frees me of worry or concern about any comments you make about me or anything. This is twelve year old playground ignorance about sex and life. What they heard and may barely comprehend...but you should know better. How can you repeat this puerile and sick nonsense? Do you have any boundaries? The nature of this so-called humor is truly vile and disgusting. How could you?
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
rumitoid wrote:
Funny, that you appear to enjoy this form of humor frees me of worry or concern about any comments you make about me or anything. This is twelve year old playground ignorance about sex and life. What they heard and may barely comprehend...but you should know better. How can you repeat this puerile and sick nonsense? Do you have any boundaries? The nature of this so-called humor is truly vile and disgusting. How could you?
Just a bit over the top in your critique. :(
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