Check out topic: I Support..
Trump Pays $12 Extra To Get The Cool Laser Background Mugshot
Aug 25, 2023 13:53:45 #
[SATIRE] ATLANTA, GA — Sources in the Fulton County Sheriff's Office today confirmed that former president Donald Trump paid the extra $12 required to get the cool laser background on his mugshot.
"You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield," said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. "There's the regular kinda dark blue one, too, for no upcharge, but you know, only the poor kids do that."
"I think, you know, I have to go with the lasers, Carla," he said. "Lasers are cool, everyone knows that. I'm a cool president, a cool guy. Lots of people have told me that. I just feel, you know, that lasers are the way to go here."
He then made finger guns at Carla the photographer and said "pew pew pew," witnesses claim.
Sources at the county jail say Trump's mugshot turned out "incredible, tremendous, one of the best we've ever seen" and said Trump looked "totally radical" and "bad to the bone" atop the field of intersecting blue and pink laser beams flying all over the place.
Trump had reportedly thought about doing a "neato" orange neon background, but he blended in too much and was asked to pick another selection.
"You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield," said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. "There's the regular kinda dark blue one, too, for no upcharge, but you know, only the poor kids do that."
"I think, you know, I have to go with the lasers, Carla," he said. "Lasers are cool, everyone knows that. I'm a cool president, a cool guy. Lots of people have told me that. I just feel, you know, that lasers are the way to go here."
He then made finger guns at Carla the photographer and said "pew pew pew," witnesses claim.
Sources at the county jail say Trump's mugshot turned out "incredible, tremendous, one of the best we've ever seen" and said Trump looked "totally radical" and "bad to the bone" atop the field of intersecting blue and pink laser beams flying all over the place.
Trump had reportedly thought about doing a "neato" orange neon background, but he blended in too much and was asked to pick another selection.
Aug 25, 2023 13:59:21 #
Parky60 wrote:
SATIRE ATLANTA, GA — Sources in the Fulton Count... (show quote)
Didn't realize you were A Trump hater.
Aug 25, 2023 14:00:52 #
PZG1225 wrote:
Didn't realize you were A Trump hater.
It's satire. Here's another one...
Man Accused of Trying to Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again
ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again turned himself in peacefully to face yet another indictment charge, sources confirmed today. The seditious traitor accused of destabilizing the social order and calling into question our leaders' authority to rule calmy and peaceably arrived at the courthouse today, turned himself in while smiling and waving to supporters, and followed all rules and regulations, according to witnesses. Experts say they are shocked that this indictment and arrest process went so smoothly, when the man the government is arresting is clearly an anti-American, anarchic terrorist who is dead-set on bringing the whole system down. Weird!
PS. I'm not a big fan of the man but is was one helluva president and I'd vote for him again. The leftists are scared shitless of him.
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.