Got any grapes?
Aug 22, 2022 22:04:37 #
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good! Got any grapes?”
The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks “Do you have any grapes?” The clerk screams at the duck, “You’ve come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don’t have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!”
The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, “Do you have any nails?” The clerk replied, “No,” and the duck said, “Good! Got any grapes?”
Aug 22, 2022 22:20:33 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks ... (show quote)
Be kind to your web footed friends...
Aug 22, 2022 22:35:42 #
Aug 22, 2022 22:41:16 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Be kind to your web footed friends...
I gently smoke them to medium rare.
Aug 23, 2022 07:34:49 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
I gently smoke them to medium rare.
I prefer them A L'Orange with a good Burgundy.
Aug 23, 2022 10:20:54 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
I prefer them A L'Orange with a good Burgundy.
Breasted out, cleaned up, feathers removed from holes, coated in olive oil, sprinkled with Montreal steak seasoning, bbq to med rare at max.
Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Aug 23, 2022 10:43:34 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Breasted out, cleaned up, feathers removed from holes, coated in olive oil, sprinkled with Montreal steak seasoning, bbq to med rare at max.
Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Mmmmmmmmmmm!
My second favorite breast is duck.
Aug 23, 2022 11:27:20 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
My second favorite breast is duck.
Once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.
Aug 23, 2022 12:27:46 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.
...just not 3 on one setting.
Aug 23, 2022 15:15:18 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.
Now, I'm trying to remember if Daisy Duck had breasts.
Aug 23, 2022 16:37:42 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Now, I'm trying to remember if Daisy Duck had breasts.
Her sister, Deesize Duck did.
Aug 23, 2022 16:46:59 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Her sister, Deesize Duck did.
That might have been Double Deesize Duck.
Aug 23, 2022 16:57:32 #
Peaver Bogart wrote:
That might have been Double Deesize Duck.
Donald was always nervous around her, Daisy caught him staring at them Double Dee's and flattened his quackers with a frying pan.
I heard that Scrooge McDuck paid for implants and got rewarded...
Aug 23, 2022 22:36:56 #
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Donald was always nervous around her, Daisy caught him staring at them Double Dee's and flattened his quackers with a frying pan.
I heard that Scrooge McDuck paid for implants and got rewarded...
I heard that Scrooge McDuck paid for implants and got rewarded...
Hahaha!
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