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Jun 14, 2021 15:57:49   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.







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Jun 14, 2021 17:41:55   #
son of witless
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.


The picture of the Chicago Mayor looks like a picture from the movie Beetlejuice.

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Jun 14, 2021 18:20:11   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
son of witless wrote:
The picture of the Chicago Mayor looks like a picture from the movie Beetlejuice.



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Jun 14, 2021 18:50:26   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.


I mentioned before that there is this one little detail about those 72 virgins that the Mullahs keep forgetting to mention.....



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Jun 14, 2021 18:59:21   #
albertk
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.









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Jun 14, 2021 19:48:39   #
albertk
 
son of witless wrote:
The picture of the Chicago Mayor looks like a picture from the movie Beetlejuice.











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Jun 15, 2021 08:47:33   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.


We think too much alike and were both necessary. Common sense is rare and stupidity is contagious.

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Jun 15, 2021 09:21:18   #
Y360AZ
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins--EDITED

The WORLD HAS had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now looking forward to 72 actual virgins, the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer their goats and sheep.

They are all so ugly they must be virgins.

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Jun 15, 2021 09:43:57   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
son of witless wrote:
The picture of the Chicago Mayor looks like a picture from the movie Beetlejuice.


I was just thinking that! Lol

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Jun 15, 2021 09:45:10   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
I mentioned before that there is this one little detail about those 72 virgins that the Mullahs keep forgetting to mention.....


I heard it was a gracious error and it was 72 raisins!

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Jun 15, 2021 09:59:55   #
SWMBO
 
Y360AZ wrote:
They are all so ugly they must be virgins.


No, she went home to a white "wife" yeah, right!!!!!!!!

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Jun 15, 2021 10:11:48   #
microphor Loc: Home is TN
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.


Well this sure explains their hate of the white man, none would touch that!

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Jun 15, 2021 14:24:03   #
Army
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
72 Virgins

The wars in the MiddleEast have had a serious negative effect on the population of virgins now available in heaven for dead Jihadist. Now instead of being able to look forward to 72 actual virgins the dead Jihadies only have the following to look forward to. This has had a serious effect on the enlistment rate among young Muslim males once they found out what is available. Most now prefer they're goats and sheep.


Ha ha ! Is that a woman It's getting so can't tell men from woman now I f that don't scare hell out of you .

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Jun 15, 2021 17:18:58   #
son of witless
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I was just thinking that! Lol


For a long time I could not figure out what that woman reminded me of, then it came to me.

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