Stimulus Package Arrived...
On Monday, February 15, 2021, "Merlin" Said:
Just wanted to let y’all know - today I received my 2021 Stimulus Package payment. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a 'Biden Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, some Uighur slave labor made-in-China fortune cookies (they are delish), a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Trump' poster for the front yard, guaranteed to last for four years. The directions were all in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon…
That's really comical in a bittersweet sort of way.
It contains more truth than poetry.
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On Monday, February 15, 2021, "Merlin" Said:
Just wanted to let y’all know - today I received my 2021 Stimulus Package payment. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a 'Biden Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, some Uighur slave labor made-in-China fortune cookies (they are delish), a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Trump' poster for the front yard, guaranteed to last for four years. The directions were all in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon…
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