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Don't forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
Oct 21, 2020 11:29:58 #
The Lawyer with 12 kids
A lawyer, who had a wife, and12 children,
needed to move because his rental agreement
was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.
But he was having a lot of difficulties finding a new house.
When he said, he had 12 children,
no one would rent a home to him because they
felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn't say he had no children,
because he couldn't lie.
Now we all know lawyers cannot, and do not lie...
So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to
see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and
the price was right -- the agent asked:
"How many children do you have?
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered
Well, they're in the cemetery with their mother."
MORAL: It's not necessary to lie,
one only has to choose the right words
and don't forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
A lawyer, who had a wife, and12 children,
needed to move because his rental agreement
was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.
But he was having a lot of difficulties finding a new house.
When he said, he had 12 children,
no one would rent a home to him because they
felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn't say he had no children,
because he couldn't lie.
Now we all know lawyers cannot, and do not lie...
So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to
see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and
the price was right -- the agent asked:
"How many children do you have?
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered
Well, they're in the cemetery with their mother."
MORAL: It's not necessary to lie,
one only has to choose the right words
and don't forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
Oct 21, 2020 11:56:40 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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Who are these crime framers? Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Comey, and all those lawyers of the FBI's and DOJ, National Intelligence, CIA, and all their crooked members of their CORRUPT AND FRAUDULENT TEAM.
They are masters of committing crimes, and masters of getting out from it. They frame you up while they are the doers and masters of it. All the Impeachment process of president Trump were hoaxes. We spend $40 million dollars, plus the relentless pains and sufferings inflicted upon the victims. Who are the victims. Here they are: 1. President Trump and family, the associates of president Trump like Gen. Flynn, and etc. and finally we the American people who the radical DIMS are trying to take away our freedom to choose our leader, the XV Amendment Rights. Plus these bastards have spent $40 million of our hard earned tax money to pay for their own. That includes Mueller who was dishonest.
Oct 21, 2020 11:59:51 #
Oct 21, 2020 12:00:51 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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Thank you Rush for all your dedicated and honest reporting. A great asset to our country, and you have served our country well. May you recover from you illness. And God be with you always. Blessings and best wishes!
Oct 22, 2020 06:30:23 #
Oct 22, 2020 11:39:18 #
Radiance3 wrote:
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Thank you Rush for all your dedicated and honest reporting. A great asset to our country, and you have served our country well. May you recover from you illness. And God be with you always. Blessings and best wishes!
Thank you Rush for all your dedicated and honest reporting. A great asset to our country, and you have served our country well. May you recover from you illness. And God be with you always. Blessings and best wishes!
Thank you for the condolence. Seems it's true "the good die young."
Oct 22, 2020 11:41:20 #
Capt-jack wrote:
Thank you for the condolence. Seems it's true "the good die young."
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I wonder why. There are some people, I mean really bad ones, but they live more than a 100 years old.
Oct 22, 2020 17:20:36 #
Radiance3 wrote:
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I wonder why. There are some people, I mean really bad ones, but they live more than a 100 years old.
I wonder why. There are some people, I mean really bad ones, but they live more than a 100 years old.
I've always wondered that too.
I wonder if it's God trying to deal with them for years and years.
Maybe the good die young because they're caring and concerned about other people.
Maybe the bad ones live so long because they only care about themselves.
Oct 23, 2020 19:27:31 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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Hey Capt. Jack, great one, it's up on my Facebook page.
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