The Economy
The economy is getting so bad in Blue states that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, the last straw:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The Russians got me again along with 37 New Yonkers that moved here, 12 more coming down, will need to name the part of the Park, little New York.
Capt-jack wrote:
The Economy
The economy is getting so bad in Blue states that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, the last straw:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The Economy br br The economy is getting so bad... (
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Capt-jack wrote:
The Economy
The economy is getting so bad in Blue states that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, the last straw:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The Economy br br The economy is getting so bad... (
show quote)
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The economy is collapsing in mostly all states... no one believes it until it hits them !
Watch what happens in the next 83 days to New year...
The spiral continues and there is no bottom yet.
Capt-jack wrote:
The Economy
The economy is getting so bad in Blue states that: I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, the last straw:
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy wars, jobs, my savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center
Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The Economy br br The economy is getting so bad... (
show quote)
Comment on number 5. They are still there around Salt Lake and Short Creek. They have had to put their wives to work for the extra income though. Laughed out loud on the last one. Except for Salt Lake and our carpet-bagger Utah is as RED as you can get.
Capt-jack wrote:
SO, you don't like RED?
I think Salt Lake is BLUE so I live in RED St George. Ah! Freedom to live among other smart people.
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