Many Americans are empathetic, crooks and con men prey on this fact. Trump is the king of con men so ponder this. He is down in the polls by double digits, made a fool of himself in the debates. His lies about election fraud are falling on deaf ears, a couple hundred thousand Americans are needlessly dead due to his incompetence and the US economy is in the toilet. He is looking at years in court and prison once out of office. His only hope is a Hail Mary pass, the lie of all lies told to a sadly gullible American people.

And suddenly the lightbulb pops on in his pea brain! Tell Americans he and his gold digging East block trophy bride have the plague! This has his cult offering their firstborn to the devil for his recovery. Forces his opponents to put away the sharp knives and show him unearned sympathy. And most importantly keeps him sequestered unable to dig himself in any deeper with his buffoonery.

Trump is a morbidly obese, geriatric ball of puss, if really infected he is screwed. If it is a lie, in two weeks he stands in the Rose Garden claiming the virus is nothing to fear and opens the country right before the election and the death count won’t skyrocket until it is too late. Don’t buy into the BS, Trump doesn’t have the virus, he is the virus.

Let's just say Trump is calamitously fat.
(I bet you're glad your first name isn't Jack!)

Many Americans are empathetic, crooks and con men prey on this fact. Trump is the king of con men so ponder this. He is down in the polls by double digits, made a fool of himself in the debates. His lies about election fraud are falling on deaf ears, a couple hundred thousand Americans are needlessly dead due to his incompetence and the US economy is in the toilet. He is looking at years in court and prison once out of office. His only hope is a Hail Mary pass, the lie of all lies told to a sadly gullible American people.

And suddenly the lightbulb pops on in his pea brain! Tell Americans he and his gold digging East block trophy bride have the plague! This has his cult offering their firstborn to the devil for his recovery. Forces his opponents to put away the sharp knives and show him unearned sympathy. And most importantly keeps him sequestered unable to dig himself in any deeper with his buffoonery.

Trump is a morbidly obese, geriatric ball of puss, if really infected he is screwed. If it is a lie, in two weeks he stands in the Rose Garden claiming the virus is nothing to fear and opens the country right before the election and the death count won’t skyrocket until it is too late. Don’t buy into the BS, Trump doesn’t have the virus, he is the virus.

Many Americans are empathetic, crooks and con men prey on this fact. Trump is the king of con men so ponder this. He is down in the polls by double digits, made a fool of himself in the debates. His lies about election fraud are falling on deaf ears, a couple hundred thousand Americans are needlessly dead due to his incompetence and the US economy is in the toilet. He is looking at years in court and prison once out of office. His only hope is a Hail Mary pass, the lie of all lies told to a sadly gullible American people.

And suddenly the lightbulb pops on in his pea brain! Tell Americans he and his gold digging East block trophy bride have the plague! This has his cult offering their firstborn to the devil for his recovery. Forces his opponents to put away the sharp knives and show him unearned sympathy. And most importantly keeps him sequestered unable to dig himself in any deeper with his buffoonery.

Trump is a morbidly obese, geriatric ball of puss, if really infected he is screwed. If it is a lie, in two weeks he stands in the Rose Garden claiming the virus is nothing to fear and opens the country right before the election and the death count won’t skyrocket until it is too late. Don’t buy into the BS, Trump doesn’t have the virus, he is the virus.

Many Americans are empathetic, crooks and con men prey on this fact. Trump is the king of con men so ponder this. He is down in the polls by double digits, made a fool of himself in the debates. His lies about election fraud are falling on deaf ears, a couple hundred thousand Americans are needlessly dead due to his incompetence and the US economy is in the toilet. He is looking at years in court and prison once out of office. His only hope is a Hail Mary pass, the lie of all lies told to a sadly gullible American people.

And suddenly the lightbulb pops on in his pea brain! Tell Americans he and his gold digging East block trophy bride have the plague! This has his cult offering their firstborn to the devil for his recovery. Forces his opponents to put away the sharp knives and show him unearned sympathy. And most importantly keeps him sequestered unable to dig himself in any deeper with his buffoonery.

Trump is a morbidly obese, geriatric ball of puss, if really infected he is screwed. If it is a lie, in two weeks he stands in the Rose Garden claiming the virus is nothing to fear and opens the country right before the election and the death count won’t skyrocket until it is too late. Don’t buy into the BS, Trump doesn’t have the virus, he is the virus.

Many Americans are empathetic, crooks and con men prey on this fact. Trump is the king of con men so ponder this. He is down in the polls by double digits, made a fool of himself in the debates. His lies about election fraud are falling on deaf ears, a couple hundred thousand Americans are needlessly dead due to his incompetence and the US economy is in the toilet. He is looking at years in court and prison once out of office. His only hope is a Hail Mary pass, the lie of all lies told to a sadly gullible American people.

And suddenly the lightbulb pops on in his pea brain! Tell Americans he and his gold digging East block trophy bride have the plague! This has his cult offering their firstborn to the devil for his recovery. Forces his opponents to put away the sharp knives and show him unearned sympathy. And most importantly keeps him sequestered unable to dig himself in any deeper with his buffoonery.

Trump is a morbidly obese, geriatric ball of puss, if really infected he is screwed. If it is a lie, in two weeks he stands in the Rose Garden claiming the virus is nothing to fear and opens the country right before the election and the death count won’t skyrocket until it is too late. Don’t buy into the BS, Trump doesn’t have the virus, he is the virus.