Add a little humor to your day!
May 5, 2020 15:12:48 #
*Half of us are going to come out of this as amazing cooks. The other half will come out w/ a drinking problem.
*I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
*I need to practice social distancing from my refrigerator.
*Still haven't decided where to go for Memorial Day weekend..... the living room or the bedroom.
*PSA: Every few days, try your jeans on to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
*Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
*This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
*So, after this... will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me? Or do I find them?
*Today I went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
*Day...? (I lost track) of homeschooling: one of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
*I'm SO excited.... it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
*I hope the weather is nice tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
*Day ??? of homeschooling: my child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
:>)
*I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
*I need to practice social distancing from my refrigerator.
*Still haven't decided where to go for Memorial Day weekend..... the living room or the bedroom.
*PSA: Every few days, try your jeans on to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
*Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
*This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
*So, after this... will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me? Or do I find them?
*Today I went to this restaurant called The Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
*Day...? (I lost track) of homeschooling: one of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
*I'm SO excited.... it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
*I hope the weather is nice tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
*Day ??? of homeschooling: my child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
:>)
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GoCubs wrote:
*Half of us are going to come out of this as amazi... (show quote)
alot truth in that funny.May 6, 2020 10:21:44 #
GoCubs wrote:
*Half of us are going to come out of this as amazi... (show quote)
All good there GoCubs thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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