archie bunker wrote:
I don't like injections, so I just drink it.
***Now, my farts smell like lavender.
Archie, thanks for a good laugh. It reminded me of something from about 20 years ago. I witnessed it. And I swear it is true. Would I lie to you? It started with this guy I knew, in a common social club. I think he was a liberal, but not 100%. But it would make sense. Now this guy was a scientist with a Doctors degree in Biological Cellular Research. What ever. Might even be working on Covid19 right now. He probably drank a lot of Corona. Anyhow, this has to do with Paraffin and might not be lavender, but supposedly caused sweet smelling farts for about a week. Anyhow, he once demonstrated that it was safe to eat a (Are you ready for this) urinal cake. Yes, I saw it. Apparently it is made of mostly paraffin, a wax, with many therapeutic uses besides deodorizing a urinal. This is NOT ADVISED. I just read up on it and there are unsafe chemicals mixed in the Paraffin that slowly dissolve and stop some of the odor. They might not kill you right away but they aren't healthy and somewhat dangerous and might make you sick. But, taking a urinal cake out of the urinal, and washing it off, removes the urine because the paraffin is not porous. So, yes, you can do it, but don't. Don't even talk our liberal friends and foes on OPP to try it. It isn't safe, but one bite probably wont kill you. And no, I didn't try it.
And he said, your farts will smell sweet for a week.
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lol Didn't think you tried it. That brought back memories of my cousin asking me to hold a match when he farted. I thought nobody's farts are that bad, are they? I got my answer the next second, fire was shooting out. Then he couldn't get dressed for an hour or so. He tried and farted which burned a hole in his pants. So he just laid on the bed waiting.