A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this new state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn
thing's an hour fast."
uumm ….. sounds like Slick Willie..... remember him?
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