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Aphorisms
Sep 17, 2019 11:23:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
"An aphorism is a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth."

1) The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2) Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3) If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have sense at all.
4) Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6) How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7) Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8) Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9) Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10) No one has more driving ambition than the teenager boy who wants to buy a car.

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Sep 18, 2019 06:57:15   #
Big dog
 
Nice

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Sep 18, 2019 17:53:22   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
"An aphorism is a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth."

1) The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2) Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3) If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have sense at all.
4) Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6) How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7) Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8) Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9) Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10) No one has more driving ambition than the teenager boy who wants to buy a car.
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Sep 18, 2019 21:43:46   #
Mike Easterday
 
Very true!

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