badbobby wrote:
A guy noticed that his buddy bahm was troubled and asked what was wrong. “Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “What’s the problem?” “When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”
Slatten and the Sgt Major were having a discussion about family finances. Finally Slatt exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The Sgt Major replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”
Both are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.