Airforceone

Why not sit and study our immigration laws. The terrorist are in this Country. They are American citizens and are being radicalized by Trump at these Hitler style rallies. Just lie and the idiot racist will fall in line.

fullspinzoo

One suggestion for left wingers....look up the word "insanity".

bahmer

Are you and Kevyn now sleeping together because he seems to be rubbing off on you.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Why dont you sit and study the difference between legal and illegal immigration.......So according to you 9/11 happened by Americans,Dimwit???

bahmer

Was that meant to be 9/11?

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Yeap, lol sorry... ...Fixed it!!!!

bahmer

OK no problemo.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Go check your mail......

Lonewolf

Justsss Loc: Wisconsin

loner, now refresh my memory but who was it that installed all of those “CZARS”?
Who was it on an open mike stated that as soon as it was re-elected it would be easier to work with ? And who was it speaking with ?
Or don’t you remember any of this ?

buffalo Loc: Texas

Your still full of it! Over and Over we have seen hordes of intolerant moonbats attacking Trump supporters, assault people, punch, throw objects because because they wouldn't support Hillary. The fact is today the moonbats of the Left are intolerant, insufferable, condescending, unhinged and violent. They can deny it but the evidence is clear. They can claim that words equate physical assault but that's just an excuse.

http://ntknetwork.com/new-ad-highlights-just-how-unhinged-the-left-has-become/

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Of course not.. it was manned mostly by the trumps best pals.. the Saudis..

Of course, he wants to bomb the enemy of the Saudis in Iran..

But he wants the Saudis to keep that money coming..

Only his own orange ass in directing the policy of the country..

Homestead

I did, the synonym for insanity was Democrat, but, we knew that already.

Homestead

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.

During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride!

"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents aren't speaking to me any-more.
***********************************************************************************8

This is priceless!
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, “How is your friend Audrey doing?” She replied, “Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes because she’s too hung over.”

Her wise father asked his daughter, “Why don’t you go to the Dean’s office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.”

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired back, “That wouldn’t be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!”

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/trump-voter-college-student-ashamed-dad-voting-trump/#ixzz4M2L9ojoy
***********************************************************************************************************

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING !-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with big three-car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and PING-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING -- The man was instantly transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house?"

The fairy said:
"Tough shit, Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."
**********************************************************************

From an article, “Spoilin’ The Broth”, by Bill Cook, in the Rockdale (Texas) Reporter dated February 11, 2016 on page 5A. A letter to the U.S. Secretary of Agriculture from one Jimmy Henry of Broken Arrow , OK

~~~~~~~~~~ 

Dear Sir: 

My friends, Wayne and Janelle over at Wichita Falls , received a check the other day for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs. So, I want to go into the not raising hogs business.

I need to know your opinion on what the best breed of hogs not to raise? I want to be sure that I approach this venture in keeping with all government guidelines. I would prefer not to raise Razorbacks, but if that is not a good breed to not raise, then I can just as easily not raise Yorkshire’s or Durocs.

As I see it, the hardest part of this program will be keeping an accurate inventory of how many hogs I am not raising. My friend Wayne is excited about the future of this business. He has been raising hogs for 20 years and the most he ever made was $422 in 1988, until this year when he got your check for $1000 for not raising hogs.

If I get $1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2,000 for not raising 100? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 which will give me $80,000 income the first year. Then I can afford an airplane.

Another thing, these hogs I’m not raising will eat 100,000 bushels of corn. I understand that you also pay farmers for not raising corn and wheat. Will I qualify for payments for not raising wheat and corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs I am not going to raise?

I want to get started not feeding as soon as possible as this seems to be a good time a year to not to raise hogs and grain. I’m also considering the not-milking-cows business so please send me any information you might have on that.

I assume that the government will consider me to be unemployed from all this non-production, so I plan to file for unemployment and food stamps.


Jimmy Henry

Henry Farms

Broken Arrow, OK
*********************************************************************************************

My Favorite Animal


Our liberal teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my liberal teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my liberal teacher sent me to the principle's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my liberal teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principle's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my liberal teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my liberal teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

So, now guess where the f**k I am!
**********************************************************************************

maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee

Just a question, where on earth do you get this stuff. I'm serious...show me even 1 terrorist coming out of a Trump rally. Show me a Trump 'terrorist' interfering with a democrats restaurant experience, or surrounding them and yelling at them in public. Show me a Terrorist Trump trained beating on the doors of the Supreme Court. Show me a terrorist interrupting a moment of silence for the slaughtered Jews. Show me a terrorist who tells collage students to stick their fingers in Democrats food, or to just take their food. Show me a terrorist who has broken store windows and set fires, even burning a Limo.
I don't believe you can. So, I ask....where do you come up with this stuff.....I seriously want to know....where do you get your facts?