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Mar 8, 2014 19:51:18   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
My bad, I ate dessert before you 'suggested' I should not. :oops:

What was I thinking? :mrgreen:


You were NOT! :hunf: :evil:

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Mar 8, 2014 20:00:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You were NOT! :hunf: :evil:


No, no...I wasn't. :oops: I was eatiing frozen yogurt. :-D

I am so ashamed. 8-)

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Mar 8, 2014 20:35:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
No, no...I wasn't. :oops: I was eatiing frozen yogurt. :-D

I am so ashamed. 8-)


Still have not fallen off that turnip truck. :hunf: :roll: :twisted:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:10:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Still have not fallen off that turnip truck. :hunf: :roll: :twisted:


Well, I have recovered. :thumbup:

I promise not eat ice cream or frozen yogurt, again...until tomorrow! :thumbup:

Feeling better, now? :mrgreen:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:23:21   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, I have recovered. :thumbup:

I promise not eat ice cream or frozen yogurt, again...until tomorrow! :thumbup:

Feeling better, now? :mrgreen:


You have ZERO, ZIP, NADA as to how great I feel right now thanks to Banjojack. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:33:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You have ZERO, ZIP, NADA as to how great I feel right now thanks to Banjojack. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Please fill me in, AuntiE.

Did he offer forth some homeopathic remedy, or boost your spirits in another way? :thumbup:

Inquiring minds want to know. :wink:

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Mar 8, 2014 21:52:25   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Please fill me in, AuntiE.

Did he offer forth some homeopathic remedy, or boost your spirits in another way? :thumbup:

Inquiring minds want to know. :wink:


The most W O N D E R F U L and G R E A T Banjojack sent me a YouTube link. No, I will not tell you. It is going to go up as a forum tomorrow. If he cared about my food pictures, every single one I have would be his! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:05:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
The most W O N D E R F U L and G R E A T Banjojack sent me a YouTube link. No, I will not tell you. It is going to go up as a forum tomorrow. If he cared about my food pictures, every single one I have would be his! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


I quiver with anticipation at it's release! :mrgreen:

First Alex, now Banjojack. :hunf:

Sigh. :roll:

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Mar 8, 2014 22:32:23   #
Art
 
AuntiE wrote:
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.


The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of tequila, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair. The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.


A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of wine, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair. The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of wine! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of wine and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian. The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?" The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out rid... (show quote)


And then the Californian gets up after being shot and Arnold says with his broken dark shades still on “heeey Take id eeezeee I’m nont vone of dose “GOP beltway boys.” I’m the Reppubleecon govenatore. Vould dyou shoot Ronold? Keepp dis upp und Der Vont Bee any Reppublecons left in cauliforneea.



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Mar 8, 2014 22:35:58   #
Art
 
8-)

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Mar 9, 2014 01:38:35   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.


The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of tequila, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair. The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.

A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of wine, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair. The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of wine! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of wine and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian. The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?" The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com
A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out rid... (show quote)


Love hate crimes, very funny.

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Mar 9, 2014 01:41:02   #
rumitoid
 
Shower,folks: line up over here.

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Mar 9, 2014 14:04:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
The most W O N D E R F U L and G R E A T Banjojack sent me a YouTube link. No, I will not tell you. It is going to go up as a forum tomorrow. If he cared about my food pictures, every single one I have would be his! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:


I am anxiously awaiting your new forum inspired by our esteemed colleague, Banjojack. :?:

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Mar 9, 2014 14:58:06   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Jewish DIVORCE....
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm
divorcing Irving . All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."

Her mother says, "You're married to a
multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion. You drive a $350,000 Ferrari. You get $3,000 a week allowance. You take 6
vacations a year and you want to throw all that away................... over 45 cents?"

NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!

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Mar 9, 2014 15:01:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
Jewish DIVORCE....
A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm
divorcing Irving . All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a nickel."

Her mother says, "You're married to a
multi-millionaire businessman, You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion. You drive a $350,000 Ferrari. You get $3,000 a week allowance. You take 6
vacations a year and you want to throw all that away................... over 45 cents?"

NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!
Jewish DIVORCE.... br A Jewish daughter says to he... (show quote)


:lol: :thumbup: :shock:

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