Real Jewish Mother...
A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Nathan.
All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece,
When it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."
Her mother says ......
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman!
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion!
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari!
You get $2,000 a week allowance!
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away
Over 45 cents?"
NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER !
That Jewish Mother,Definately,has her head screwed on right.
We could use a few Jewish Mothers like this one in the Federal Government
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