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Apr 15, 2018 14:18:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy boots,and he bought a pair
Walking into the living room at home he said
"Hey Sgt Major,notice anything different bout me?"
The Sgt Major looked Slat up and down and answered"Nope"
Frustrated Slat went to the den and removed all his clothing except his new boots and walked back to the living room
"Now do you see anything different bout me"he asked
The Sgt Major looked him up and down and replied"Nope,it's hangin down just like it always does"
Furious and agitated Slat replied"And do you know why it's hangin down.It's lookin at my new boots"
The Sgt Major said
"Slat you shoulda bought a hat"



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Apr 15, 2018 14:36:51   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
badbobby wrote:
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy boots,and he bought a pair
Walking into the living room at home he said
"Hey Sgt Major,notice anything different bout me?"
The Sgt Major looked Slat up and down and answered"Nope"
Frustrated Slat went to the den and removed all his clothing except his new boots and walked back to the living room
"Now do you see anything different bout me"he asked
The Sgt Major looked him up and down and replied"Nope,it's hangin down just like it always does"
Furious and agitated Slat replied"And do you know why it's hangin down.It's lookin at my new boots"
The Sgt Major said
"Slat you shoulda bought a hat"
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy b... (show quote)


That is down right mean!
Hey; it is his birthday!
Get him a hat.

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Apr 15, 2018 15:08:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy boots,and he bought a pair
Walking into the living room at home he said
"Hey Sgt Major,notice anything different bout me?"
The Sgt Major looked Slat up and down and answered"Nope"
Frustrated Slat went to the den and removed all his clothing except his new boots and walked back to the living room
"Now do you see anything different bout me"he asked
The Sgt Major looked him up and down and replied"Nope,it's hangin down just like it always does"
Furious and agitated Slat replied"And do you know why it's hangin down.It's lookin at my new boots"
The Sgt Major said
"Slat you shoulda bought a hat"
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy b... (show quote)

Why, just to have it knocked off my head

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Apr 15, 2018 15:47:45   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why, just to have it knocked off my head


I don't think that what you could be replying would be the cause of the hat being knock off.

As for me of late I seem to have extra foreskin.

Be happy with what you have & get what you can.

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Apr 15, 2018 16:17:47   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy boots,and he bought a pair
Walking into the living room at home he said
"Hey Sgt Major,notice anything different bout me?"
The Sgt Major looked Slat up and down and answered"Nope"
Frustrated Slat went to the den and removed all his clothing except his new boots and walked back to the living room
"Now do you see anything different bout me"he asked
The Sgt Major looked him up and down and replied"Nope,it's hangin down just like it always does"
Furious and agitated Slat replied"And do you know why it's hangin down.It's lookin at my new boots"
The Sgt Major said
"Slat you shoulda bought a hat"
Being a Texan,Slat decided he needed some cowboy b... (show quote)


I bought him a hat and boots~~ that way the once over look didn’t miss nothin~~~ lolol

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Apr 15, 2018 16:18:46   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
That is down right mean!
Hey; it is his birthday!
Get him a hat.


Now I know why you said what you did in his Birthday thread.... lololll

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Apr 15, 2018 16:32:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
I bought him a hat and boots~~ that way the once over look didn’t miss nothin~~~ lolol


lindajoy for President

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Apr 15, 2018 16:44:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
lindajoy for President

Calm down, BB. You are only allowed to vote once.

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Apr 15, 2018 17:30:33   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
lindajoy for President


Lolololl, NO, Thank You, I’d throw em all out and fight over given that order to nuke some!!!!lololol

That’s a big dang fish there Bobby, did you catch him??

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Apr 15, 2018 17:39:58   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Calm down, BB. You are only allowed to vote once.


Why??? Lolololol

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Apr 15, 2018 17:43:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Why??? Lolololol

'Cause them thar's the rules.

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Apr 15, 2018 18:06:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lolololl, NO, Thank You, I’d throw em all out and fight over given that order to nuke some!!!!lololol

That’s a big dang fish there Bobby, did you catch him??


yes maam
I do claim that honor
and methinks you would make a fine President
and you could get Slat,Papi,bahm and perhaps even me as your closest advisors
come on everybody
altogether now

lindajoy for President

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Apr 15, 2018 20:37:38   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
lindajoy wrote:
I bought him a hat and boots~~ that way the once over look didn’t miss nothin~~~ lolol


That really hits below the belt.

But as I see it Slat has the balls to back up what he has to say.

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Apr 15, 2018 21:02:30   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
badbobby wrote:
yes maam
I do claim that honor
and methinks you would make a fine President
and you could get Slat,Papi,bahm and perhaps even me as your closest advisors
come on everybody
altogether now

lindajoy for President


As I see it any one with the knowledge & know how would be to smart to put them self in that position.
If they was truly as good as any one for the job they might even be good enough to displease every one.

We are left with who ever Big Money thinks they will get their way with.
If they pick the wrong one the swamp will be there to take charge.
Any one with any real intelligence is aware of that.
A Big Ego is not enough to run this Nation.

I takes a team player who will be please to be a part of the team.
The team in place now is not interested in pleasing the General Public.
In any game there is a winner & a loser.
In the game of Politics the General Public is always the loser. (Or else a large part of it at any time.)

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Apr 16, 2018 09:24:26   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
'Cause them thar's the rules.


Ohhh ya spoil sport!!! Okkkkkk then...geeezzz

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