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Mar 15, 2018 13:27:03   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Finding one of his students making faces at others on the playground, BB stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, BB said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as BB had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. BB, you can't say you weren't warned."

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Mar 15, 2018 13:36:30   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Finding one of his students making faces at others on the playground, BB stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, BB said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as BB had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. BB, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of his students making faces at others... (show quote)


Was badbobby rewarded or fired after he gave that little brat a spanking.
I personally would have rewarded him and gave him a nice big raise.
If he were a dern Marines kid it would have been a double raise.

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Mar 15, 2018 13:55:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Finding one of his students making faces at others on the playground, BB stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, BB said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as BB had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. BB, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of his students making faces at others... (show quote)

Salty, if BB's repeated ugly losses at the poker table weren't enough to stop him from playing, why would anyone believe that he would pay heed to that particular 'ugly face' warning from his long-ago youth

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Mar 15, 2018 13:57:34   #
Carol Kelly
 
bahmer wrote:
Was badbobby rewarded or fired after he gave that little brat a spanking.
I personally would have rewarded him and gave him a nice big raise.
If he were a dern Marines kid it would have been a double raise.


On the whole military children are better behaved in school and out than civilians.
It may be Army, AirForce, Navy, and especially Marines and AF.

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Mar 15, 2018 14:01:34   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Finding one of his students making faces at others on the playground, BB stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, BB said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as BB had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. BB, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of his students making faces at others... (show quote)


Llololololol~~I can just imagine what Bobby is going to say....

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Mar 15, 2018 15:29:13   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Finding one of his students making faces at others on the playground, BB stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, BB said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as BB had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. BB, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of his students making faces at others... (show quote)



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Mar 15, 2018 16:13:49   #
bahmer
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
On the whole military children are better behaved in school and out than civilians.
It may be Army, AirForce, Navy, and especially Marines and AF.


Actually I was comparing that child's behavior to a couple of dern Marines that we have here on OPP.
They are always attacking a very dear Navy man on here that past the Navy entrance exam whereas thpse
two Marines noth failed said exam.

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Mar 15, 2018 17:44:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Actually I was comparing that child's behavior to a couple of dern Marines that we have here on OPP.
They are always attacking a very dear Navy man on here that past the Navy entrance exam whereas thpse
two Marines noth failed said exam.

Actually, as both of us are Marines, we exceeded the minimal qualifications required by the U.S. Navy.

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Mar 15, 2018 17:49:26   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Actually, as both of us are Marines, we exceeded the minimal qualifications required by the U.S. Navy.


Are ye going to be haven corned beef and cabbage on Saturday the 17th? It is St. Patty's day you know.
Oh that minimal requirement is what landed you in the Marines instead of the Navy where badbobby landed.

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Mar 15, 2018 18:31:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Finding one of his students making faces at others on the playground, BB stopped to gently reprimand the child.

He thought for a minute about what to say to him, then came up with what he thought was the perfect solution.

Smiling nicely, BB said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Just as BB had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response.

He replied: "Well, Mr. BB, you can't say you weren't warned."
Finding one of his students making faces at others... (show quote)


we can't help the way we look
beauty is only skin deep
but I've been told my skin is too deep to get to the beauty


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Mar 16, 2018 16:35:43   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
we can't help the way we look
beauty is only skin deep
but I've been told my skin is too deep to get to the beauty



Ahhh but your inner beauty radiates far past just normal beauty.
It out shines those dastardly Marines day in and day out.

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Mar 16, 2018 17:26:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Ahhh but your inner beauty radiates far past just normal beauty.
It out shines those dastardly Marines day in and day out.


only because any dim light would put them in the darkness

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Mar 16, 2018 19:33:43   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
only because any dim light would put them in the darkness

Marines shine as the brightest stars in the sky...and the military, BB.

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Mar 16, 2018 20:07:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Marines shine as the brightest stars in the sky...and the military, BB.


only in your aspirations

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Mar 16, 2018 21:45:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
only in your aspirations

Nay, nay, Naval person. I speak the truth.

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