Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
PoppaGringo wrote:
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Great one Poppa ! Unfortunately today that’s to true.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he... (
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That's today's kids for you.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.
"Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he... (
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you're gettin better Papi
go to second seat from the front
and remain there
until I tell you different
badbobby wrote:
you're gettin better Papi
go to second seat from the front
and remain there
until I tell you different
Audio not required, I can read.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Audio not required, I can read.
that's not what your grasshopper told me
badbobby wrote:
that's not what your grasshopper told me
You were in the wrong wheat field.
PoppaGringo wrote:
You were in the wrong wheat field.
wheat field??
we are on my bus Papi
wake up
there's lotsa stuff a goin on
badbobby wrote:
wheat field??
we are on my bus Papi
wake up
there's lotsa stuff a goin on
Grasshoppers love wheat fields.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Grasshoppers love wheat fields.
your grasshopper loves only the Marines
and of course the Sgt Major
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