..... your chuckle for today ..........
Dr. Bumbutu
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.
So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'....
Squiddiddler wrote:
..... your chuckle for today ..........
Dr. Bumbutu
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.
So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'....
..... your chuckle for today .......... br br Dr.... (
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I have a better remedy for ladies...Just get pregnant,worked for me!!!
Squiddiddler wrote:
..... your chuckle for today ..........
Dr. Bumbutu
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.
So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'....
..... your chuckle for today .......... br br Dr.... (
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Yup, you need five minutes of keyboard restriction...lololol ya nut!!
proud republican wrote:
I have a better remedy for ladies...Just get pregn... (
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That does do wonders doesn't it~~
proud republican wrote:
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A temporary fix, after breastfeeding, I returned to the pre teen department for bras.. oh well, I travel light.
Squiddiddler wrote:
..... your chuckle for today ..........
Dr. Bumbutu
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.
So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'....
..... your chuckle for today .......... br br Dr.... (
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where did you say I could get in touch with DrBumbuto?
and do you know if he accepts Medicare?
out of the woods wrote:
A temporary fix, after breastfeeding, I returned to the pre teen department for bras.. oh well, I travel light.
I wasnt breastfeeding so it worked and still works for me to this day 23 yrs later!!
Not fair, you got to keep yours, but hey with breastfeeding I was back in my size two jeans within two weeks.Im 51, had three kids and have to buy my jeans in the teen section as normal stores dont carry my size, so there!
out of the woods wrote:
Not fair, you got to keep yours, but hey with breastfeeding I was back in my size two jeans within two weeks.Im 51, had three kids and have to buy my jeans in the teen section as normal stores dont carry my size, so there!
I "hate" you for this!!!
Just kidding !!! I couldnt breastfeed because i had surgery while i was on my 7th month of pregnancy and doctors were afraid that all the meds i got during surgery and after would be transmitted through breast milk!!!.....To bad i couldnt do it..and go back to thesize 8before pregnancy...
proud republican wrote:
I "hate" you for this!!!
Just kidding !!! I couldnt breastfeed because i had surgery while i was on my 7th month of pregnancy and doctors were afraid that all the meds i got during surgery and after would be transmitted through breast milk!!!.....To bad i couldnt do it..and go back to thesize 8before pregnancy...
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you ladies are so forthcoming
me being so sheltered and innocent,blush at your confessions
but feel free to tell us more
proud republican wrote:
I "hate" you for this!!!
Just kidding !!! I couldnt breastfeed because i had surgery while i was on my 7th month of pregnancy and doctors were afraid that all the meds i got during surgery and after would be transmitted through breast milk!!!.....To bad i couldnt do it..and go back to thesize 8before pregnancy...
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Yeah, don't hate me , always been skinny, never had to work at it. Us skinny ones age badly, nothing to fill in those wrinkles, theres always a downside.
badbobby wrote:
where did you say I could get in touch with DrBumbuto?
and do you know if he accepts Medicare?
Is this for you personally or is this in reference to a couple of dastardly Marines and their IOU's?
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