Larry the Legend wrote:
Uh-uh! You got that backwards there, Cupcake! She hangs on my every word. Oh yes she does! When I speak, you could hear a pin drop, then if I ask that she understands my superior instructions, she dutifully replies "yes, oh Great One". She understands that I have two motivations, horny and hungry. If she sees a gleam in my eye, she runs and makes me a sammich. A big sammich, with all the fixins!
You're dreams are way out in left field. I was married for 43 years before cancer took her so now it is all memories. I am going by what I remember and nobody is guaranteed tomorrow so follow my advice and be safe rather than sorry.