Guys, If you want to understand women (Page 2): Wow. You're tough. So let me make sure I got this nice and clear: Rule #1. She's right. Rule #2. If in doubt, refer to rule #1. That...

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out of the woods wrote:

Well, she is right, thats on page one, untill that... (show quote)

Wow. You're tough. So let me make sure I got this nice and clear:

Rule #1. She's right.
Rule #2. If in doubt, refer to rule #1.

That about cover it?

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archie bunker wrote:

Gee, what's wrong with pop tarts, and waffles? Did... (show quote)

You sound like the exception to the rule, how about I give her my husband for a bit. She will never fail to appreciate you again. Funny, my stepfather used to bring my mom flowers from the cemetery.She hated gladiolis from that point on.

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Larry the Legend wrote:

Wow. You're tough. So let me make sure I got this nice and clear:

Rule #1. She's right.
Rule #2. If in doubt, refer to rule #1.

That about cover it?

Yup, pretty much, cause even if she's not, you will suffer greatly for pointing it out. She has a great memory, so unless you want the entire list of your wrong doings from day one, best keep quiet. Best response, "Yes, honey".

archie bunker Loc: Texas

out of the woods wrote:

Yup, pretty much, cause even if she's not, you will suffer greatly for pointing it out. She has a great memory, so unless you want the entire list of your wrong doings from day one, best keep quiet. Best response, "Yes, honey".

I think this is more realistic.

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archie bunker wrote:

I think this is more realistic.

Did I mention my husband is deaf in one ear, lucky man.
He just aims that one at me.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

out of the woods wrote:

Yup, pretty much, cause even if she's not, you will suffer greatly for pointing it out. She has a great memory, so unless you want the entire list of your wrong doings from day one, best keep quiet. Best response, "Yes, honey".

Ah yes, been there, done that. Bought the tee-shirt, paid dearly for my honesty.

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Larry the Legend wrote:

Ah yes, been there, done that. Bought the tee-shirt, paid dearly for my honesty.

God has a great sense of humor.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

out of the woods wrote:

Yup, pretty much, cause even if she's not, you will suffer greatly for pointing it out. She has a great memory, so unless you want the entire list of your wrong doings from day one, best keep quiet. Best response, "Yes, honey".

"Yes, honey". Like that? Or once more, with 'feeling'?

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out of the woods wrote:

God has a great sense of humor.

Mmm-hmm. At least He thinks it's funny. Just like when he promised man that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the Earth, then he went and made it round. Yep, he just laughed and laughed...

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Larry the Legend wrote:

"Yes, honey". Like that? Or once more, with 'feeling'?

Not too much feeling, then they'll know your condescending, oh, boy watch out!

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

out of the woods wrote:

Not too much feeling, then they'll know your condescending, oh, boy watch out!

Dang it! OK I'll practice in front of the mirror for an hour every day just to make sure I get it just right, think that'll help at all?

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Dont know, if she senses its not sincere, your doomed. Good luck!

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

out of the woods wrote:

Dont know, if she senses its not sincere, your doomed. Good luck!

Would it help if I was to bring her a big bouquet of bright red roses and a huge box of chocolates and maybe hire a chamber maid to pamper her feet? I just don't know that I can get it just right, you know?

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Larry the Legend wrote:

Would it help if I was to bring her a big bouquet of bright red roses and a huge box of chocolates and maybe hire a chamber maid to pamper her feet? I just don't know that I can get it just right, you know?

While those things are nice, just listening will go alot farther. Its a fine line, as at the same time you must stand your ground, or she'll think your a wimp, All downhill from there I'm afraid, but she's right.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Larry the Legend wrote:

Would it help if I was to bring her a big bouquet of bright red roses and a huge box of chocolates and maybe hire a chamber maid to pamper her feet? I just don't know that I can get it just right, you know?

Come on Larry! You, and I both know that none of that works! Your better off finding you self one like mine who is friendly, yet diabolical in punishing you for your sins. You know, like dropping an SBD, and leaving you standing in it at the check out counter with a basket full of groceries.