Getting Hired as a Greeter at Walmart
Jan 22, 2018 09:19:20 #
Getting Hired as a Greeter at Walmart
Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
The first man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning."
"That's very good!" replied Jennifer. "And, now you sir," she asked the second man.
"Hmmm... let me see... A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
???Excellent!" said Jennifer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich?? for speed." She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man "It's hard to beat the speed of light," she said.
Turning to Ernest, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Ernest replied, "After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT?" said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure," said Ernest. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants."
Ernest is the new greeter at the Walmart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
The first man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning."
"That's very good!" replied Jennifer. "And, now you sir," she asked the second man.
"Hmmm... let me see... A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
???Excellent!" said Jennifer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich?? for speed." She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man "It's hard to beat the speed of light," she said.
Turning to Ernest, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Ernest replied, "After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT?" said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure," said Ernest. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants."
Ernest is the new greeter at the Walmart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.
Jan 22, 2018 09:22:49 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
b Getting Hired as a Greeter at Walmart br /b b... (show quote)
I can attest to that.
Jan 22, 2018 10:11:49 #
At my age, the best bit of wisdom I can give old folks is try not to sneeze and fart at the same time.
Jan 22, 2018 10:15:10 #
I.R. Wayright wrote:
At my age, the best bit of wisdom I can give old folks is try not to sneeze and fart at the same time.
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Good advice but I'm at the stage where farting is one of the few things I'm healthy enough to do without my glasses.
Jan 22, 2018 12:39:28 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Good advice but I'm at the stage where farting is one of the few things I'm healthy enough to do without my glasses.
Good advice but I'm at the stage where farting is one of the few things I'm healthy enough to do without my glasses.
Well, be thankful it is just gas and not liquid.
Jan 22, 2018 13:05:20 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, be thankful it is just gas and not liquid.
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Usually it is gas
Jan 22, 2018 17:20:16 #
Jan 22, 2018 18:42:21 #
I.R. Wayright wrote:
Careful now, this thread is turning into a sh**hole.
Yep, like Ovomit, it 'evolved'.
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