Following the events of the previous week, Larry knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.
When he arrives, Larry sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.
The old man raises his hand, and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.
He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” he replies.
The preacher puts one finger in Larry's ear and places his other hand on top of Larry's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Larry doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.
After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Larry:
"Larry, how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
PoppaGringo wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, Larry knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.
When he arrives, Larry sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.
The old man raises his hand, and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.
He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” he replies.
The preacher puts one finger in Larry's ear and places his other hand on top of Larry's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Larry doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.
After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Larry:
"Larry, how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, Larry k... (
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'Larry" must be an alias for BB, as he has 'hearing' problems on a routine basis...mostly DUIs.
slatten49 wrote:
'Larry" must be an alias for BB, as he has 'hearing' problems on a routine basis...mostly DUIs.
I wasn't going to mention it, but since you brought it up.....
PoppaGringo wrote:
I wasn't going to mention it, but since you brought it up.....
I was just telling BB that you were always the gentleman.
slatten49 wrote:
I was just telling BB that you were always the gentleman.
That concept is beyond his comprehension. Pobrecito.
PoppaGringo wrote:
That concept is beyond his comprehension. Pobrecito.
In BB's defense, one of the prerequisites for becoming a Sailor is to be deaf, dumb and blind to the vicissitudes in life.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, Larry knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.
When he arrives, Larry sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.
The old man raises his hand, and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.
He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” he replies.
The preacher puts one finger in Larry's ear and places his other hand on top of Larry's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Larry doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.
After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Larry:
"Larry, how is your hearing now?"
"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, Larry k... (
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now that's front seat material
if it weren't so old
badbobby wrote:
now that's front seat material
if it weren't so old
You're not old, BB...just well-seasoned.
slatten49 wrote:
You're not old, BB...just well-seasoned.
you just keep bringin that up
doncha??
slatten49 wrote:
In BB's defense, one of the prerequisites for becoming a Sailor is to be deaf, dumb and blind to the vicissitudes in life.
prerequisites
vicissitudes
are you sure you're a Marine?
[quote=PoppaGringo]That concept is beyond his comprehension. Pobrecito.[/quote
yes the idea that Papi could be a gentleman
is way beyond my comprehension
he's a durn Marine!!
goofball wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂to All of you!
easy goof
some one may think you are one of us
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