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NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING, (Old Norwegian Joke)
Dec 13, 2017 00:49:15 #
NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"
Dec 13, 2017 01:36:24 #
Dec 13, 2017 08:10:24 #
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Dec 13, 2017 13:51:06 #
Dec 13, 2017 13:55:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
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This morning I received a "Personal Message" from the administrator of this website and I thought: OOH, I screwed up and I'm going to get reprimanded about this joke but it turned out that I had just been using All Caps.
Dec 13, 2017 13:59:53 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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This morning I received a "Personal Message" from the administrator of this website and I thought: OOH, I screwed up and I'm going to get reprimanded about this joke but it turned out that I had just been using All Caps.
This morning I received a "Personal Message" from the administrator of this website and I thought: OOH, I screwed up and I'm going to get reprimanded about this joke but it turned out that I had just been using All Caps.
You aren't alone.
Dec 13, 2017 14:16:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You aren't alone.
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I never behaved very well so I'm used to being reprimanded.
I got used to it. Maybe due to being married for a while.
There are a lot of things that I am not good at and being married is at the top of the list.
Dec 14, 2017 11:39:13 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
good effort Salty b NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING /b br br Olaf Swenso... (show quote)
but not quite front seat you get two ha has
Dec 15, 2017 01:40:53 #
Dec 15, 2017 01:46:27 #
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Loc: georgia
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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This morning I received a "Personal Message" from the administrator of this website and I thought: OOH, I screwed up and I'm going to get reprimanded about this joke but it turned out that I had just been using All Caps.
This morning I received a "Personal Message" from the administrator of this website and I thought: OOH, I screwed up and I'm going to get reprimanded about this joke but it turned out that I had just been using All Caps.
Yea they dont like that I know I was going to list a title it was all caps on the book so I copied it that way boy they pulled that so fast and then I got the notice. I was a bad girl
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