Larry the Legend wrote:
Golf? Oh, Linda, say it isn't so! Please, not golf, anything but golf. A more monumentally pointless game was never devised than golf. Spending several hours chasing a little ball over hill and dale just to hit it again makes no sense whatsoever.
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course." – Hank Aaron
Listen to Hank, he knows what he's saying.
Now dear did I say anything about chases balls anywhere?? Mulligans are hope in ones~ didn’t move but the swing for the shot.. two under regardless of who is the lowest, did I have to even make the first drive?? Told ya I cheat, but at least I tell you up front, heck , you agree to it in our rules. ...
Now I’ll play ya down and dirty on a baseball field in a heartbeat!! Football too you just can’t tackle me cuz you’d likely crush me..lolo
But I’ll whip ya good cuz I’m smaller than you and that makes me harder to hit too.. lolll