Larry the Legend wrote:
After 20 years of marriage, my wife told me to tie her to the bed and do whatever I want. So I did. I tied her to the bed and headed out to the local bar to watch the game. The divorce was finalized last Wednesday. During the divorce, she cited the time I locked her in the garage with our dog and went fishing for the day. All I was doing was checking to see which of them loved me more. The dog was very happy to see me when I opened the garage door; as for my (now ex-) wife, the doctor says I will probably always have a limp but the pain should subside over time. Clearly my ex-wife has anger issues...
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