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Lottery . Watch what you would say you would do with your winnings .
Nov 2, 2017 20:48:13
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missinglink
Loc: Tralfamadore
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."
"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."
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Nov 2, 2017 20:50:15
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mongo
Loc: TEXAS
missinglink wrote:
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."
"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."
True love always brings a tear to my eye!
SEMPER FI
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Nov 2, 2017 20:51:56
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missinglink
Loc: Tralfamadore
Indeed . It warms the cockles of many a heart as well .
mongo wrote:
True love always brings a tear to my eye!
SEMPER FI
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Nov 2, 2017 20:55:35
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MtnMamma
missinglink wrote:
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."
"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."
She is well-off, I think.
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Nov 2, 2017 20:57:11
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mongo
Loc: TEXAS
MtnMamma wrote:
She is well-off, I think.
Off the reservation maybe!
SEMPER FI
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Nov 2, 2017 21:27:04
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rumitoid
mongo wrote:
Off the reservation maybe!
SEMPER FI
Do not know the particulars.
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Nov 3, 2017 21:00:21
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Dr. Evil
Loc: In Your Face
missinglink wrote:
At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."
"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."
And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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Nov 5, 2017 13:49:05
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missinglink
Loc: Tralfamadore
Only if you are swinging it to do so .
2wheeljunkie wrote:
And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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