Poppa Gringo was installing a new doorand found that one of the hinges was missing.
So he asked his girl friend if she would go to Lowes and pick one up.
She agreed and when she got to lowes and as waiting for assistance,she espied a beautiful bathroom faucet.When the sales person told her that they had the hinge she wanted in stock,but he would have to go to the storeroom to get it
"Well,before you go,would you tell me the price on that beautiful bathroom faucet"?she asked
The salesperson replied"yes Ma'am,that is a gold plated faucet,and it's priced at $499.99"
"Oooh,thats too expensive for me"she replied
Then while in the storeroom the salesperson hollered to her;"do you wanta screw for that hinge?"
She hollered back;
No,but I will for that faucet"!!!
badbobby wrote:
Poppa Gringo was installing a new doorand found that one of the hinges was missing.
So he asked his girl friend if she would go to Lowes and pick one up.
She agreed and when she got to lowes and as waiting for assistance,she espied a beautiful bathroom faucet.When the sales person told her that they had the hinge she wanted in stock,but he would have to go to the storeroom to get it
"Well,before you go,would you tell me the price on that beautiful bathroom faucet"?she asked
The salesperson replied"yes Ma'am,that is a gold plated faucet,and it's priced at $499.99"
"Oooh,thats too expensive for me"she replied
Then while in the storeroom the salesperson hollered to her;"do you wanta screw for that hinge?"
She hollered back;
No,but I will for that faucet"!!!
Poppa Gringo was installing a new doorand found th... (
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Probably 1/3 of my life is spent at Lowes. I get in trouble there a lot as well.
An older woman was standing in front of the nuts and bolts bins looking lost, with no store employee to be found. Taking pity on her, I asked if I could help. She hands me this screw and says "I need a longer screw", so I asked, "how long did your longest screw take?". I can't run - but I can walk fast.
Well as you were fast walking away, she told me. Lunch was great. Mike
badbobby wrote:
as I'm sure you did
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