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The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other
Aug 15, 2017 13:40:04   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."

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Aug 15, 2017 14:14:57   #
kankune Loc: Iowa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
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Haaaah Poppa. Good one!! Lmao....

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Aug 15, 2017 14:49:47   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other br... (show quote)


True, dat...and, every crumb of it.

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Aug 16, 2017 08:56:00   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other br... (show quote)


Good one, PG

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Aug 16, 2017 14:54:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other br... (show quote)


truly sorry for your life experiences Papi


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Aug 16, 2017 17:23:23   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other br... (show quote)


A true killer that one.

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Aug 16, 2017 22:32:20   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other


A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."

“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.

“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”

“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other br... (show quote)



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Aug 16, 2017 22:43:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
truly sorry for your life experiences Papi



Your lovely wife explained your experiences to Boot and I, including the one with the tractor. Don't feel too badly about it, we understand, after all, you are just a poor, misdirected Swabbie that couldn't pass muster to become a Marine. You do have our sympathies.

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Aug 17, 2017 13:00:34   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your lovely wife explained your experiences to Boot and I, including the one with the tractor. Don't feel too badly about it, we understand, after all, you are just a poor, misdirected Swabbie that couldn't pass muster to become a Marine. You do have our sympathies.


blah blah blah
what tractor?
and just why are you talking to my wife?

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Aug 17, 2017 16:32:42   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
blah blah blah
what tractor?
and just why are you talking to my wife?


She contacted me desiring adult conversation and being a Marine gentleman, I obliged her.

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Aug 17, 2017 19:06:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
She contacted me desiring adult conversation and being a Marine gentleman, I obliged her.


Adult conversation???



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Aug 17, 2017 19:34:44   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
Adult conversation???


Yes. she was tired of having to converse with the one pictured. That is why she contacted Boot and me.

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Aug 18, 2017 12:13:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes. she was tired of having to converse with the one pictured. That is why she contacted Boot and me.


too shay

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