The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."
“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.
“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”
“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."
“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.
“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”
“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
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Haaaah Poppa. Good one!! Lmao....
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."
“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.
“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”
“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
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True, dat...and, every crumb of it.
PoppaGringo wrote:
The One Type of Food More Lethal Than Any Other
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."
“Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us think about the germs in our drinking water.
“However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all - and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?”
“You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head, wiped away a tear and said: "Wedding cake."
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truly sorry for your life experiences Papi
badbobby wrote:
truly sorry for your life experiences Papi
Your lovely wife explained your experiences to Boot and I, including the one with the tractor. Don't feel too badly about it, we understand, after all, you are just a poor, misdirected Swabbie that couldn't pass muster to become a Marine. You do have our sympathies.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your lovely wife explained your experiences to Boot and I, including the one with the tractor. Don't feel too badly about it, we understand, after all, you are just a poor, misdirected Swabbie that couldn't pass muster to become a Marine. You do have our sympathies.
blah blah blah
what tractor?
and just why are you talking to my wife?
badbobby wrote:
blah blah blah
what tractor?
and just why are you talking to my wife?
She contacted me desiring adult conversation and being a Marine gentleman, I obliged her.
badbobby wrote:
Adult conversation???
Yes. she was tired of having to converse with the one pictured. That is why she contacted Boot and me.
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