British Humour...
British Humour
I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
IF,theres an opening for 2 bus drivers,let me know,me and my buddy,both want a bus driving job....
HECK,I!ll pay for that job,,and work for nothing......
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour
I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
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The best one for a while!
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour
I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
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Cement mixer drivers are needed TOO
LOVE this story !! I also want one of those bus (or cement truck) driver jobs. Thanks for the early morning chuckle !!
Nella
Loc: La Porte, Texas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
British Humour
I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
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Good laugh there Don😂
I had a first the other night,
I shot a blew eyed hog for the first time, hit him center of the forehead with a .308, one eye blew this way and the other one blew that way.
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