America Only wrote:
Of course all those "dopey libs" are rolling in the aisle...what else would a bunch of drunk drugged out maggots be doing? Of course you already are rolling in the aisles...when you are done, have them bring a mop bucket and some bleach, so you can clean up your damned mess, too!
Not very inventive. It's curious. I'd have thought an inveterate liar would be more imaginative.