A simple collection from a simple man. Welcome to a very simple mind. Simple like a pimple,,, Squeezed it and this came out. ThunderBolt
Those are excellent! Have you ever heard of Ashleigh Brilliant? He used to have post cards with his sayings on them back in the 80's. Here is a list of some of them: http://www.azquotes.com/author/17684-Ashleigh_Brilliant