A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts.
Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals.
They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each and every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missing men.
They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident.
They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."
Are you going to apologize for that?
Pretty funny, Pafret, but I was hoping for some current information on James Bonds' 'Honey Ryder' (Ursula Andress) from 'Dr. No.'
moldyoldy wrote:
Are you going to apologize for that?
Well moldy, we finally agree on something.
That was extremely NOT funny.
Wolf counselor wrote:
Well moldy, we finally agree on something.
That was extremely NOT funny.
Come on, guys...it was kind'a funny, but bearly.
Wolf counselor wrote:
Well moldy, we finally agree on something.
That was extremely NOT funny.
You and Moldy have no sense of humor! Everybody loves puns.
pafret wrote:
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts.
Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals.
They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each and every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missing men.
They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident.
They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach... only to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientis... (
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This is hilarious. A joke about a cancelled Czech.
Wolf counselor wrote:
Well moldy, we finally agree on something.
That was extremely NOT funny.
I thought it was funny, Wc. How many times have I heard "the check is in the mail!!!" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP (R)!!!
slatten49 wrote:
Pretty funny, Pafret, but I was hoping for some current information on James Bonds' 'Honey Ryder' (Ursula Andress) from 'Dr. No.'
Slat, you are dating yourself here. I took a look at one of those links where they show you pictures of beauties of yesterday and what they look like now. Damn, I gave up looking in mirrors because there was always some old guy peering back. Most of these women ought to give up taking selfies for the same reason. Two that still look good, Sophia Loren and Ann Margret
pafret wrote:
Slat, you are dating yourself here. I took a look at one of those links where they show you pictures of beauties of yesterday and what they look like now. Damn, I gave up looking in mirrors because there was always some old guy peering back. Most of these women ought to give up taking selfies for the same reason. Two that still look good, Sophia Loren and Ann Margret
Honor Blackman's infamous character came later in another James Bond classic, 1964's 'Goldfinger.' 'Dr. No' was released in 1962, while I was a lustful 8th-grader. Regarding Sophia and Ann, I quote Walter Matthau from 'Grumpy Old Men'..."Holy Moley
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pafret wrote:
You and Moldy have no sense of humor! Everybody loves puns.
My wife tells me that all the time.
So it's probably true that I have no sense of humor.
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